askramlethalvalentine

[askramlethalvalentine]

Happy Birthday!

@the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina

Thank you

Since you are a cook can you make BURGOR

[askramlethalvalentine]

Happy birthday, Ramlethal! I don't really have any birthday gift for you, but there is this one video with you in it that I like: https://youtu.be/cYPle4IoW48?si=pj4PNzHsY5Dw8Avt

I've also wanted to ask you something; why do you and Elphelt both wear 4-leaf clovers? Is it like some kind of friendship bracelet thing?

the video is wonderful.

Yes its a friendship bracelet thing (also unfortunately elphelt is a 4 chan user)

[askramlethalvalentine]

20 burgers for you!! Happy Birthday!!

BURGOR

nom nom nom

[askramlethalvalentine]

Have you thought about getting a Subaru?

@randythehacker

I can fly so there is no need for me to have a car.

[askramlethalvalentine]

BURGOR

I want burger

Here Ram! A nicely made burger for you!

[askramlethalvalentine]

BURGOR NOM NOM NOM

Did you also changed? Did someone similar to Sin and El reach out to you? Did they also show you even though humans are vulnerable to errors they are still important?

I realized that harming… humans… would also harm you and El because you’ve grown attached to them…

then… then I did meet someone… who was very nice and charming to me…

However, I’m ready to face the consequences of my actions, in relation to the Neumann children.

[askramlethalvalentine]

BURGOR NOM NOM NOM

Did you also changed? Did someone similar to Sin and El reach out to you? Did they also show you even though humans are vulnerable to errors they are still important?

I realized that harming… humans… would also harm you and El because you’ve grown attached to them…

then… then I did meet someone… who was very nice and charming to me…

However, I’m ready to face the consequences of my actions, in relation to the Neumann children.

[askramlethalvalentine]

I cannot fully forgive you but I believe that you are on the right path.

Anyways may I have a burger, mother?

Did you also changed? Did someone similar to Sin and El reach out to you? Did they also show you even though humans are vulnerable to errors they are still important?

I realized that harming… humans… would also harm you and El because you’ve grown attached to them…

then… then I did meet someone… who was very nice and charming to me…

However, I’m ready to face the consequences of my actions, in relation to the Neumann children.

[askramlethalvalentine]

meow mannn I want a iPhone 15 meow

@janisthepirate

MEOOOOOOOWWWW

Oh hi Janis! whats the matter? are you hungry? bored perhaps? I was just about to go and fix up the hydraulics in the loading bay if you wanted to keep me company!...or maybe I could get leap to make you some food?...but shes probally busy...hmmm...oh who am I kidding.

{She leans over, scratching behind the felines ears, a faint smile creeping across her lips}

good cat.

[askramlethalvalentine]

Thank you for attending my birthday party

((I forgot to post the ending of the birthday arc ooc))

[askramlethalvalentine]

burger

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

[askramlethalvalentine]

I can create my own burgers? Thank you for granting me this power.

@askramlethalvalentine

Oi Ram! It’s your birthday right? At least it’s around this time…I…maybe I should use a calendar more often…

Anyway! I sent you a barbecue and a recipe book centered around pseudo American cuisine. they should be arriving any day now. So now you can make your own burgers! (Do tell me if they arrive alright.)

A lot of the other jellyfish pirates also say hi! We miss you! Next time we are in the area do you want to hang out? I found this grand pizza joint in old Babylon that had some delicious margarita pizza.

Other than that have a grand day, stay safe!

[askramlethalvalentine]

yummy burger

@askramlethalvalentine

Uhm…hi, R# here, made you that burger, teleported it to the front of Illyria castle in a time distorted leftovers container so it would stay warm…I’m sorry if it’s not the best, was my fourth attempt at burger, but it should taste decent!

This should be generally what it looks like (ignore the previous attempts in the background, messed up the patties)…I know you probably are receiving a lot of burgers, and I offer my deepest apologies if this one is sub-par.

Have a good birthday valentine.

[askramlethalvalentine]

eats burger

@askramlethalvalentine

Woah momma, what a snazzy crib, eh Naki? Did I use those words right?

Why do you talk like a dad sir?

Ehhhh forget it, anyways… hello birthday girl!

I brought you a something I know you’ll like!

A hamburger with some special ingredients that’ll surely provide a blazing kick of flavor!

( he holds up a burger, it is a spicy double patty with cottage cheese, and mayo )

I hope you enjoy it, ehhhhhh… granddaughter? I guess technically, considering I made her… and she made you… whatever!

[askramlethalvalentine]

nom nom nom

@askramlethalvalentine

Hello Ms. Valentine! I know we haven’t spoken before, at least I can’t remember if we have, b-but I do know you like burgers!

So me and Solaria made you one using special herbs from the other world! I hope you enjoy its unique flavor!

[askramlethalvalentine]

Hello Kliff.

@askramlethalvalentine

happy birthday dear, to celebrate i've gotten you quite the stylish hat

[askramlethalvalentine]

burger? but weird burger?

@askramlethalvalentine

Woah momma, what a snazzy crib, eh Naki? Did I use those words right?

Why do you talk like a dad sir?

Ehhhh forget it, anyways… hello birthday girl!

I brought you a something I know you’ll like!

A hamburger with some special ingredients that’ll surely provide a blazing kick of flavor!

( he holds up a burger, it is a spicy double patty with cottage cheese, and mayo )

I hope you enjoy it, ehhhhhh… granddaughter? I guess technically, considering I made her… and she made you… whatever!