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[askrebeccawelsh]

So yeah, lots of stuff going on.

Well, we missed an update and I know we said we wouldn't, but given this whole "Yamazaki" thing...it's been a bit weird.

Weird, but safe. Trust me - it's way better this way.

I know, but they don't; remember?

Er..uh..yeah, my bad.

So here's the deal. Security has gotten heightened across the board around here. The WF officials contacted Quiet and she's on her way back from some mission in the middle of nowhere to help out.

I'm sorry girls, I truly didn't mean for this to happen.

We know, Misses Mistress! Heck, you don't even know what he knows or wants!

Yeah, this isn't on you. Ryuji's just insane.

I know...it's just that Geese's message was so VAGUE. What does Yamazaki know? What does he want? Th-there's just too many variables here.

Well instead of dwelling on it, why don't we focus on getting the blog to an acceptable level of professionalism? I know questions have come in that you girls are ready to answer AND I'm sure your fans would absolutely LOVE to hear about your return trip to Marceline's (...and Dracula's) Goth Bar.

Sounds like a plan, teach.

After the last big tourney a few years ago? I stopped using these, as everyone was posting online about how I couldn't win without one and stuff.

And what happened?

I...well, they were right. Without that insurance policy in my back pocket I lost like 20 matches straight. I just got so comfortable in cheating my way through a fight and using weapons that I forgot how to defend against holds, or pins, or submissions...it was a wake up call.

And as a result, your popularity grew massively during that stretch!

Well duh, a redhead in a schoolgirl skirt getting folded up, panties on display while she blushes? Of COURSE she got hella new fans.

HEY! That's BS! They started following me because it was a redemption story and they liked that I wasn't being such a blatant heel anymore!

Girls...you're both right. While ALOT of the fans started following her due to HOW she lost (and let's be honest Rebecca, at one point there was a FaceBook group dedicated to photos of you) - they STAYED when they saw how hard she was working to turn it around and become a better person.

Yeah! She went from being a badgirl to a good one!

See?

Plus, now you wear thongs!

LOL!

...dammit.

*ahem* Let's get back on topic. I want to hear about the Goth Bar (please tell me you put Drac through another piano).

Actually? He's like a classy guy now. 100% gentleman.

For realsies?!

Trust me, I didn't beleive the press release about him turning over a new leaf one damn bit, Becksters. But he proved me wrong...and honestly? I think he's done alot of good.

Psh, how so?

So get this, after I put the boots on him last time? He gets banned from WF - which pretty much blacklisted him from everywhere around the event, so while he's off recouperating in his coffin he starts reading OUR blog.

Wha?!

Get the frick out of here!

Dude, for like SUPER reals. He got to see how much monsters (and in my case, vampires) really affected/scare people, and then during the ONE time I build up enough courage to meet some of them in person? He acts like a complete douchebag.

Ooooo...yeah. Not a good move.

I'm serious, Drac felt hella guilty. The entire time we've been gone he's been lobbying for monsters to try and mingle with us 'normies'. It doesn't always work, but he said "To bridge the gap between us, we have to understand one another...and that can't be accomplished behind a wall of fear and ignorance." and I could tell he MEANT it.

What a lovely man...er...vampire!

Wow, that's actually really well said. Color me impressed.

So, he bought the Goth Bar here in Tokyo, immediately made Marceline co-owner and then opened the door to anyone, not just vampires.

YOU GOT TO SEE LIZZY BATS LIVE?!

LOL! Lizzy...Bats?

Duh! She's only the cutest, most talented vampire idol of all time! Her version of "Bloody Tears" is my ringtone!

Well...did you want to meet her?

EEEEEEK! For realsies?!? You'd ask her?!

I don't see why not.

Yeah dude, you missed out on going to the bar cause you were busy making cuppycakes - might as well see if she'll stop by.

OMG! O...M...G! I gotta tell Marie! I gotta tell Minori! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

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Highs and Lows

Highs and lows? I know it's raining outside, but I thought you girls were going to a sponsered Nintendo event today?

Well yeah, today started out badass. Nice weather, all of us hanging out like always...

But then after it was over, we split up to go do stuff and it got scary...

GEESE!?! I...I thought he was dead?!

Not where we're from, Mur.

...

Well, what happened?

WHAT THE @#$%?! Why is GEESE HOWARD worried about us?!?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Don't tell me you...and him?

Of course not! When I was younger I...used my combat skills as an enforcer. I dealt with a LOT of unruly people before I took in Candy, Mur'.

But...WHO is the 'Broker'?

Ryuji Yamazaki.

Who?

A notorious crime boss AND one of the eight heads of the Orochi. He's literally a monster.

Wait, O...rochi? W-what's that?

It's a bloodline, Becky. An ancient one and Yamazaki is their personfication of DEATH.

But WHY is he looking for US!? What does he KNOW that has Geese so concerned?

I honestly don't know.

Seriously?

Yamazaki is INSANE, Muriel.

So...on a scale of 1 to 10, how boned are we right now?

Eleven.

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Daydreamin...

Heck yes we do! Me and Marie and Minori and even Quiet! We'll just sit there, giggling and sighing and stuff! I mean, Quiet won't really tell us anything cause well, ya know...but I still see her blush!

And WHOM are you day dreaming about, hmm?

Duh, if I tell you then it totes won't come true Misses Spencer!

She's got you there, Mur'.

Dangit! I never get to hear any of the juicy gossip anymore!

Don't worry! I'm sure we'll have a mystery to solve or somethin' really soon!

Heh, really?

Uh, remember the last time...with Candy and Rowdy?

...yeah.

And the year before that with the pinching ghost that turned out to be Quiet?

I...I see where you're goi--

And the year before that with Becca and Nonon?!

Ugh, I GET it! It's just hard being patient when all the cool stuff happens to you girls and I'm just in the background doing all the boring stuff.

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This is how we roll...

HOW...No WHEN did you get a car!?

Uh...

It was me, Muriel. I have more than enough expendable income and I thou--

She doesn't even have her li---UGH! Do you understand just how insane this is, Missy?!

HEY! Rebecca survived while trapped in that hellish videogame dimesion by outrunning an ELDER GOD. IN A CAR.

B-But I...we...

She was drifting downhill, dodging tentacles and who knows what else - all while having to manage the stress of surviving AND keeping Makoto ALIVE at th--

It's okay, Mistress. We can give the car back, we'll just stick to the train system like last time.

*sigh*...No, you will not.

Huh?

I'll be double gosh-darned if I'm going to continue to keep you girls in a bubble, Rebecca. Missy is 100% correct (this time). You are keeping that car and I will talk with the WF officials about getting you fast tracked for a license.

Y-you mean it? For reals?!

On one condition and one condition ONLY.

S-sure! Whatever you want!

Have fun and stay safe.

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Ask DC: A new look?

OMG SHE'S SO ADORABLE! I...I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW!

It's like she was MAID for that outfit.

Ew! You are SO fired for that one!

You're welcome.

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Happy Holidays!

Yeah, sorry about that. Everything just got crazy and we had to do some last minute high priority stuff, which stopped me from getting a chance to fill you guys in.

Well, it does take maintenance awhile to get the whole 'wifi' thing worki--

HEY! Don't spoil it!

Oh, uh...dammit. My bad.

Well now that the cat's out of the proverbial bag...yes, we're currently at the official WF neighborhood village. That's why we haven't been updating as much lately.

Man, I can't wait to see Harley and Mr.Deadpool again!

Anyways...Candy went off to work to meet up with Lexi when the head of WRESTLE-FESTIVAL showed up at our gym!

I've never seen those guys so happy! They were bowing and shaking our hands and all kinds of stuff!

After chatting for a bit and accepting the invitations, we sent them to see you at work and started packing!

It surprised the hell out of me, that's for sure. Lexi helped out a ton by picking up some of my tables since the WF guys wouldn't stop talking to me. They kept asking if I was okay and if I would 'honor their event' by showing up.

To be honest, I can't believe you brought your maid uniform. I thought you hated that thing because it was 'too girly'.

Eh...I guess it's not so bad.

Lemme guess, Reiko likes it?

Y-yeah.

Oh snaps!

You're her little cosplay princess!

HAHAHAAHA! OH GOD!

Normally I'd have some snarky comeback for this, but as long as she's happy, I'm happy.

Awww! That's so cute!!

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How to apologize to someone...

S-so yeah, Rei-chan's fine.

How'd you pull that off?

What?

That type of pinup is a two person job. Who was your camera-girl?

Lexi, duh.

SHE'S HERE?!

Well not "here" in the gym or dorms or anything, but she's in town with Yukiko. She took over my appearances at the maid cafe, cause you know - we were gone for like a YEAR.

Well you better get dressed and get down there! The WF Officials will be highly aggitated to find out that you're back and are skirting your responsibilities!

I already checked in with them and I'm due back in like a few days, teach. They've got me (well technically 'us') on a limited schedule so when we show up it stays like, special or whatever for the fans.

You know what needs to happen now, right?

Oh...no. Nope. NOPE! Don't you even THINK about showing up while I'm at work!

What if we bring Rei-chan?

Man...that's not even FAIR.

What if we all dressed up as maids?

OH MY! That'd be SO cute!

I hate all of you.

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Ask Muriel - Wrestling 101!

I'm always glad to help our fans learn the 'hows' and 'whys' of wrestling!

Now if you could just teach US how not to get pinned by those pervy H-Moves and Finishers.

They're developed so you GET pinned, Rebecca.

Ugh...I know. I'm just tired of ending up on my back with my panties on display, ya know?

Well, perhaps you should start wearing jeans?

HA! Good luck convincing her, teach.

Oh really? Why's that?

Makoto thinks Becca looks cute when she's defenseless.

...*sigh*...

Oh REALLY?

S-she likes it when I'm all flustered.

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Plant Smasher

I'm sure DC is happy that her friend isn't off fighting as she really appreciates him. He was the first friend she made in the Mushroom Kingdom, afterall. Not to mention that he brings her tools, plays catch, and nuzzles next to her when she takes a break from "Sciencing all of the things!".

He is SO adorable. Flapping his leaves whenever I come down to visit her. Watching him hop around in excitement in that little pot is just so darn CUTE.

Doesn't he only eat fruits and veggies?

Indeed! This plant is very much a NON carnivore. No need to worry about him biting you or anything, other than slobbery kisses.

Sorta hard to take a chunk out of you when he's got no teeth, heh.

If that's the case then I'm gonna make a bunch of fruit based cuppycakes for him! Some melon, mango, orange, and even some dragonfruit ones!

Wha?! You better make some for us too!

Totes! Lemme go find Minori, Marie and Aigle! We'll have those done in no time!

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Double the Answers - Double the Fun!

Honestly, yeah. That teleporter is pretty badass.

It's totes useful for delivering my cuppycakes!

I still need to visit some of those worlds you always check out, Becksters. Minecraft or something like that.

You like Minecraft?! OMG!

Not really, but it might be nice to mix it up a bit, ya know? Maybe I'll go visit the Mushroom Kingdom or something with Rei-chan.

Well, speaking of that...

OMG! He's so cute now!

THAT'S A THING!?!

*sighs*...it seems that we've missed a LOT while we were gone.

Apparently there's a new power-up that looks like a mushroom and a crown or something. If someone touches it they get 'Peached', I guess.

I...I just can't even right now.

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Awww yiss!

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A new perspective!

Ohhh! That'd be so cool if our fans starting asking DC some questions! I bet she has all kinds of insights to how life is here with us!

Yeah, that actually sounds pretty rad!

She has a direct line to the Princesses, so that's always a plus!

Oooo! Has anyone talked to them yet? Do they like, know that we're okay?

If everyone else knows I'm pretty sure they do as well, honey.

Hmm...

What is it, Rebecca?

Isn't it almost November?

DUDE. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

OMG OMG OMG OMG!

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR WRESTLE FESTIVAL!!!

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Ask DC: Breezy Down There?

I-I mean...*sigh*...We've gone over how sensitive she is and how she's from a DIFFERENT PLANET before, right?

Don't let them get to you, Mur'.

If they want to know about wrestling history or techniques? Fine. If you want to ask ME why my underwear is so silky? Fine!

Muriel...

But don't you DARE come on here trying to make Doctor Cutter feel like she should be ashamed for who she is!

Hey!

WHAT!?! That question was beyond deplorable!

I know...but you can't jump all over the fans. You HAD to know this was going to happen sooner or later, right?

...yeah. I guess I'm just being over-protective, heh.

Besides, the more important question is definitely about those silky smooth panties. I mean, how do you even keep those in place?

Heh, well - the day one of our fans asks about that topic is the day I reveal my 'trade secret'.

Oh come ON!

I can say one thing though...

Spill it.

They feel AH-MAZING.

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OMG! I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW!

When Marie knocked on my door, guess who was with her?

Um...Helena?

Nope!

Honoka?

Nope!

Um...Breakfast Princess?

Wha? No!

LUCKY CHLOE?!?!

Yeppers!

DUDE! HOW?!

Marie likes kitty cats, duh!

That...really doesn't explain anything, though.

At this point, does it really have to?

...true.

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Learning from Shermie (2017)

Keep in mind this happened before we got sucked into that videogame hell-dimension-box that Mistress found.

Hey, the price was juuuuuust right!

*sigh*

To be fair, the foundation representative said it was 'decomissioned'.

Wait...foundation? Like, the same organization that secure and protect anamolous entities?

Um...no comment?

That's it! No H-Moves for a week!

Oh, come on!

You heard her.

...ugh, fine!

LOL! Yo, Becca! I didn't know you were Snapchat savvy!

Huh? I'm not, I'm barely blog savvy.

Oh really?

WHAT THE HELL?!

Hehehehehe! I bet it was Shermie! She's all over social media and stuff!

...dammit.

At least she didn't use that dog filter, right?

You wanna lose your riding crop for a week too?

Don't even joke about that...it's like my safety blanket!

HA!

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Refill : Complete!

OMFG that was a lot of pizza...ugh.

But it was sooooooo good! It's like, you really appreciate the little things when you're gone for so long, ya know?

Totes!

Be sure to save some for DC, she's been working overtime with her teleporter - getting in contact with everybody making sure they arrive safely is a hard job, even for her.

Don't worry, Missy. I've been periodically sneaking down there to bring her some.

And to snuggle...

SNAPS!

Wha? Well...I...maybe?

HA!

Don't think we haven't seen you giving Haruka sideways glances either, Misses Mistress!

...dammit. You saw that?

Yep!

So...what now?

I don't know. It's been all nightmares and stuff for the last year...I guess we just go back to 'normal'?

But what's 'normal' after all that?

Should we just post a bunch?

For tonight? Sure. Then we need to take a break to catch up with the rest of the world. I figure we just make sure to do consistent updates like once a week? Keep it simple and reliable.

That sounds like a smart plan.

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I can’t believe it...WE’RE BACK!

DUDE! WE MADE IT!

Great...I'm gonna take that MOTHER-@#$%ING computer and suplex it off the BALCONY!

CANDICE!

What?! We've been trapped for E-L-E-V-E-N MONTHS! That's almost a solid YEAR worth of our lives, GONE!

FOR REALSIES? OH MY GOD!

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

...Rebecca?

Candy, give that haunted floppy disk demon box to DC. She'll know what to do with it down in her lab.

Oh come on! I just ran my ass off from all kinds of monst--

And I drifted a car down a mountain while being chased by an OLD ONE. Get over it.

GET OVER IT!?

Dude, we need to FOCUS.

On WHAT?!

It's been eleven months, right? Do you even know where Reiko is?

I...uh...dammit! She probably had no idea we were stuck! @#$%!

Breathe, honey.

Look, two things need to happen right NOW. One, everybody get on your phones and contact our friends. They need to know we're okay. I don't care if it requires DC using her teleporter. This NEEDS to happen.

Wh-what's the other one?

Ms.Spencer...?

Already on it. Just got off the phone with Mr.Gino and he'll be delivering a TON of pizza in about 30 minutes.