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I don’t understand why pointing a gun at someone when they may be about to be possessed is considered “scary” or “rude”. I am being a good friend, this what I want others to do for me!

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I ate a fucking dragon!! I don’t need a nap!

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“Friends with benefits” “queer platonic relationship” Shut up let me cuddle my best friend without people thinking we’re anything more than best friends.

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I’m the only normal person here, everyone else is talking about making out with door frames.

why must they be weird.

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I love being on the Hangman, I get to sit in Fabian’s bag and feel the rumbling but I’m all warm.

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I am so small put me in your backpack. I will sleep there I promise I pinkie promise please.

It’s comfy in there and I’m sleep deprived.

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The offers still up for me to bite someone’s eye out to replace Fabian’s I don’t know why he hasn’t taken it yet.

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Adaine keeps asking for one of my guns should I be scared.

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Ooc: I don’t like the Fabriz ship because Riz is so very obviously not fucking into that at all but I think I’d be more okay with it if the people who did ship them didn’t always change his fucking sexuality to be demisexual (or demiromantic but I don’t see that as often)

Like. Aroace people can be in relationships. Ya’ll are just fucking weirdos :/

Also changing what little rep aroace (especially fucking aromantic) people have just because you think two characters go together is fucked up. Even if you do change it to something else “close”.

I don’t hate ya’ll it’s just- as an actual aroace person let’s just say I don’t trust you. Very much.

sorry for this random vent I’ll delete it later.

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Are friends really your friends if they’re mean to you. I mean. They have said they’re my friends, and usually they’re nice, but sometimes they make fun of me and call me names.

They treat Ayda nicely and I would like to be treated like how they treat her. Much more understandable.

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I don’t want to go to bed!! The demon will crawl out of my mirror, eat my case files, and whisper all my insecurities into my ears!!!

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Ooc: Shipping/horny posting for The Bad Kids 100% exists in their world (like two of the are rockstars and canonically they’re like- famous for live streaming killing the nightmare king + shrimp party) so like.

Riz looking online after a really stressful day and seeing 12-14 year olds make incredibly horny fanfics about him:

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No one thinks I look hot in this outfit? Fhew!! I was worried for a second.

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“Riz, why do you eat out of garbage, isn’t your best friend rich?” Well maybe I don’t want to bother him, did you think about that?

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“Riz, why do you eat out of garbage, isn’t your best friend rich?” Well maybe I don’t want to bother him, did you think about that?

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Everyone always thinks I don’t like sex and it’s like yeah I don’t but also what I really want is for everyone to shut the fuck up about kissing.

Romance in general is just so bleh to me. Like yeah sure, go bang or whatever, but just don’t fucking kiss in front of me, yuck.

Why do you guys like your tongue touching other peoples tongues? :/

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Today I was so tired I got jumpscared by my own reflection then passed out. I can barely remember what happened before, it’s so blurry, my reflection looked so pale and white.

I refuse to learn anything from this experience and will continue to stay up for 3 weeks at a time.