AS THE MOST HANDSOME ROBOT IN ALL OF ILLYRIA! LADIES WELCOME!
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Please never stop being into women
I DONT THINK I COULD STOP IF I WANTED TO! NOT TO COMPLAIN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESIST A SEXY WOMAN!
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ok but what if.... poo poo caca.. never existed....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Robo-Ky are you gay?
Asking because you are a robot and therefore have bolts in you, but also nuts. And you’ve been screwed, no? While being made.
WHAT! I AM NOT GAY! I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT IT SOUNDS BAD! ALSO I SCREW WOMEN… DOES THAT MEAN THEY SCREW ME TOO?!? ALSO I WAS MADE BY AN AUTOMATED MACHINE BY MY MOM SO!
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FUCK YOU TOO STUPID HUMAN!!!
IM BACK BITCHES!!!
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IM BACK BITCHES!!!
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HEY ROBO GUESS WHAT *you are now in a maid dress. You cannot take it off for the rest of the day :)*
WHAT?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A WIFE LIKE THIS!!! I GUESS IM SUCK ON CLEANING DUTY TODAY..!
@undersidebakehouse DONT LAUGH OK?!?
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MY MOM ( @askcrowkuruwaba ) AND STEP DAD ( @politican-nerville-hammer )ARE WORST THEN MY RELATIONSHIPS JEEZ!!
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can you get pregnant? and if so can I play with your hairs while you give birth?
Ooc: shame on you
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Hello, Mr. Robo-Ky! I made some chocolate-chip cookies to share with everyone, would you care for one? (Though I'm not sure what you'd do with it...)

MY SENSORS DETECT THESE AFE GOOD QUALITY IF NOT ALMOST AS GOOD AS VENOMS!!! HECK VENOM HAS BEEN NEEDING MORE DOWN TIME IN MY (QUITE CORRECT) OPINION WE SHOULD HIRE YOU!!
TELL VENOM YOU HAVE MY RECOMMENDATION
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NOOOOOOO PLEASE GET A DIVORCE I WANT YOU!
For those who don’t know,I’m engaged now so I won’t be asking anyone else on dates or for their hand in marriage. This is my fiancée btw! ❤️
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IVE HEARD YOU ARE WEIRD, ODD TIN-CAN SANDWICH MAKER.
— @better-call-retval
UGH I THOUGH THAT DEFECTIVE PROFESSOR SCRAPPED FAILURES?! AND DONT YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME BOLTBRAIN!!
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You are quite the criminal from what I’ve heard, mind providing a list of your activities, as well as any your. . . Associate might’ve committed.
For no specific reason of course.
ARE YOU A WOMAN ILL TELL YOU ANYTHING IF YOU ASK!! PS BE MY WIFE!
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Can't believe they left you out of the sleepover, in compensation here's a drum filled with crude oil
THANK YOU! THEY EVENTUALLY INVITED ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE I NEED THAT DRINK…WAIT I SOUND LIKE MY BITCH ASS MOM?!?
OH WELL I LOVE MY FANS THANK YOU!!!!!
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do you enjoy the venussy and if you do what does it taste like
I HAVE LOOK IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES IN MY HIGH TECH PROGRAM WHAT IS A “VENUSSY”?!?!??
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I am a guy but can we hold hands please. And then maybe go on a date after. And then maybe have a domestic romance after. And then get married after. And then open a tangerine farm after. Haha.
I AM IM A SITUATIONSHIP WITH THE WOMAN IN MY AUDIENCE!
I UNDERSTAND WANTING TO BE WITH SOMEONE AS HANDSOME AS ME.
BUT MAYBE ILL CONSIDER IT JUST FOR THE TANGERINE FARM!
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