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quick question: have the trolls done anything crazy on the meteor?

TT: Well, I think along the lines of crazy events Gamzee seems to be the cause.TT: All the showers seem to be dispensing… Purple liquid.TT: The same with the coffee machines.

TT: Not to mention the strange obsession with heads and dead bodies

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TG: well one time karkat tried to cook

TG: lets just say it didnt go so well

TG: the oven exploded

TG: like krakatoa napalm nuclear fireball of death exploded

TG: we decided that we would then just make popcorn instead

TG: i was cleaning oven bits out of the couch for a month

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so, what's the haps with dem' quadrants

TT: Well if you're referring to the quadrants, I'll just go through all four and my possibilities.TT: Kanaya is my matesprit. Although after my problem with alcohol I'm very worried she plans to break up with me.TT: The other I'm not so proud of.TT: I failed as an auspistice for Gamzee and Terezi's kismestude.TT: And... Well one of the other trolls, Eridan, apparently was flirting with me while if was first experimenting with magic.TT: He was trying to be my kismesis?TT: I made his computer explode in response, so I guess I'm not cut out for that sort of thing.TT: And a moirail? Nowadays the closest thing to that is Terezi.TT: She is also dealing with a substance abuse problem and we're working together to get rid of our addictions.

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TG: well for myself id have to say that jade and used to be pretty tight

TG: then some shit went down the scratch and whatnot

TG: and the whole meteor things makin it pretty hard to stay in touch

TG: on the other hand, its kind of refreshing to just have some time off from dealing with that nasty romance jazz

TG: i guess ill just figure it out when the three years are over

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So what's the verdict on blue crayons?

TT: I personally think blue crayons are fairly uninteresting.TT: On my rank, green is one of the best colors.TT: Of course purple is a personal favorite of mine.TT: But blue, it’s a base color it is mainly used to be mixed with other colors to create more beauty.TT: When it comes to the drawing tool, crayons are not the best.TT: They tend to leave little white spots on the paper and don’t mix well, unless used in pointilism.TT: And the fact that only certain ones can be erased makes it even worse, much like the mistakes we humans have made in the past.TT: You may have other ideas, and I have a feeling David does too.TT: So in short, blue is useful and when it comes to crayons not the best unless you’re trying to draw my dear friend John or coloring in the sky. But you don’t have to agree with me but you asked so you must have some interest.TT: I apologize for Dave’s absence.TT: I’ll start looking around the asteroid for him.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

TT: Well... I'm fairly fond of a book I recently recieved from Kanaya that has taught me quite a bit about troll culture.TT: She told me if I wanted more like it I should ask Karkat, he seems to have a collection.TT: It seems that Dave is preoccupied..

TT: I'll show him the question when he gets some time

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Hey y'all. Dave here.

Feel free to send in some asks if you want.

We really appreciate it.

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