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Stay away from Stoner Brett. He's mine, Pepper.

No.

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And people call me stoopid.

There’s a talking pepper on the dash posting pictures.

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Don't try to fight it, Michael Robert Chang.

I see I have new followers.

And the creeped out meter just climbed even higher. Please don’t be upset if I don’t talk to you much.

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Oh, I know who you are.

I see I have new followers.

I hope you realize that a mutual following means instant friendship. 

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askjustjakepuckerman replied to your post: askjustjakepuckerman replied to your post:...

That’s disgusting.

You're disgusting.

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askjustjakepuckerman replied to your post: askjustjakepuckerman replied to your post: I see...

Oh god…

I get that a lot.

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askjustjakepuckerman replied to your post: I see I have new followers.

… I guess.

Hello.

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rank the members of the glee club and give your reasons for why

Okay!! I know you came to me because of my keen judging of physical beauty, so I'll do my best not to disappoint.

Artie Abrams: 8. He totally rocks the nerd look!Unique Adams: 7. I love her clothes.Blaine Anderson: 5. If he substituted the hair gel for something pepper related, I'd totally be on board.Tina Cohen-Chang: 4. She walks funny.Sam Evans: Smoking 11 out of 10, for sure. He's almost too spicy for mama to handle.Joe Hart: 9. Is he an angel? Because he looks and acts like one. Soooooooo cute.Sugar Motta: 10. She could be the sugar to my spice, if you know what I mean.Brittany Pierce: 6. Her legs help but I'm attracted to brains (and Mr. Schue has a loooot).Jake Puckerman: 9. I want to bake cookies on his face.Marley Rose: 6. Her hats are totally off-putting.  

And that's it. You're welcome.  

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oh look, ms crazy ass is back.

I'm NOT crazy. I'm passionate and love with my entire heart. Do NOT judge me.

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are you straight or do you also perv on girls too?

I prefer the term "admire".

And no, I'm not straight.

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who are you going for now?

You'll see.

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gurl u so spicy. i lyke 2 git all up on dem peppers. holla at mee xooxxo

Who are you and where are you and how can I reach you?

Actually, just answer the first one, I can find out the others on my own.

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I see I have new followers.

I hope you realize that a mutual following means instant friendship. 

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You all are boring.

I'll be back later. Leave me questions here and I'll answer them when I can.

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