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[asktaskforce141]

Good mornin' to ya all... er, well I suppose now it would be afternoon for most of ye. 🤔 Anyhow... the LT and our Admin are insisting I deliver a message for you all. Comms have been slow, nonexistent, aye... we are working on fixin' it, we promise. 🫶🏻 In the meantime, our Admin wants you all to know if you'd like to check out their content on something called the TikTok (LT tells me it's one of those social media app things 👀) you can. Admin does live streams on there, (masked, of course, gotta protect our anonymity here ya wee lovelies 😉). We will link the TikTok below for you all to find. A friendly PSA however that Admin's page is 18+ only, so any one of you wee ones younger than that have to go, aye? Have a good rest of yer day, all of ye. 😉🧡 (And remember... we're watchin' ye. All of ye. 😏)

- using the name Admin calls me, DishSoap 🧼

🥀 Admin's TikTok username: @callsignbabybat

[asktaskforce141]

And a very good evening/morning to you all... 😈

- Keegan "The P is Silent" Russ 😎

(Yes, that's me in the photo. 😏)

[asktaskforce141]

Comms will be closed this evening, as it is our dear Admin's birthday tomorrow, and we are throwing her a celebration here at the base. 🫶🏻 We thank you for your understanding!

- 141's resident Ghost 💀

[asktaskforce141]

Also I heard guys don't get complimented as often so I like your mohawk Soap :) makes you look all punk and feisty idk lol

-the biter

Thank ye, wee little biter, I put a lot of effort into makin' it look all nice. 😎 Glad you can appreciate it.

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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*Ginger grasps Soaps hand and lays a lil kiss upon it.* Thank you for the cookies my prince~ (lmao I can't take myself seriously)

-the biter

I thank ye heavily, wee biter. 😂🫶🏻

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Actually I don't need two boxes cuz like cookies are really unhealthy for you lmaooo. Just give me like six or less for the week and I'll be fine

-the biter

Aye, very well, I'll ration your cookies for you, little biter. 👍🏻

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Deal. Give me my damn cookies

-the biter

I've scheduled a delivery for tomorrow morning, just don't let the LT or the Cap'n see em. 🫵🏻

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Did I read the word feral just now ? 😏

Are the fellas feeling some type of way, hm ? 🤭

Do they... need someone to play with, perhaps ? 🥺

Well, hi boys 🙋🏼‍♀️

Fuckkkk, well since LT doesn't want to share his bunny... two can play that game. Perhaps I won't share you, yeah? Gonna make you my backpack while we do donuts in front of his fucking barracks building on my bike... 🫵🏻🤨😈 And then you can be a good girl and ride something else for me...

- Keegan "The P is Silent" Russ 😎

[asktaskforce141]

Are we talking lofthouse cookies??? 👀👀👀 amd how many a week?

-the biter

Indeed. Whatever kind ye want, two big boxfuls, delivered every week. 👀 Do we have a deal, then?

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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How about I bite you whenever I want and nobody else gets sucked into this mess. I'm not scared of the captain, but I'm sure as hell that you are. ;)

-the biter

Orrr, alternatively, ye don't bite me at all, and I'll supply you with cookies every week? 👀👀

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Is Ghost feeling a little feral tonight? or is it all of the boys? -🐇

I could go for some release tonight, if you know what I mean... who knows? Maybe the LT will be open to sharing? 👀😉

- Keegan "The P is Silent" Russ 😎

No, I most definitely will not be sharing the little bunny. They're mine. 🤨🫵🏻 Go get your own.

- 141's resident Ghost 💀

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Oh and I can tell the captain about it too :) I'm sure drugging your superior has to be against some kind of rules...

-the biter

Alright, alright, no need to bring the rules inta' this, aye? How about a truce? You don't bite me and I won't bring the Cap into all of this mess?

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Hmph. Don't make me tell the Lieutenant about the time you planned on drugging his tea just so you could get him in an animal onesie

-the biter

👀🫵🏻 YOU WOULDNAE DARE. 🤨

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

[asktaskforce141]

>:( *bites soap again*

-the biter

Careful.... 👀🫵🏻 Don't make me go get our Captain...

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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Hmmmm...fine. *bites soap before running away and biting graves*

-the biter

Oi! 🤨🫵🏻 Watch yerself, wee biter!

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

[asktaskforce141]

:( pleaseee soap...otherwise I might turn my teeth on a certain someone, hm...

-the biter

Hm. ..... aye, fine, go bite Graves or one of his Shadows? Or Makarov's men? They certainly deserve it. 👀

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼

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pssst, soapie...do you need me to bite anyone?

-the biter

Oh, no, wee one, I ain't gettin' involved in this one this time. 👀 This is between you and tha' LT, aye?

- your friendly neighborhood Scotsman 🧼