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MOD : Hello! This blog hasn’t been active in about a year now, and I’m sad to say this but it will probably never be active again. I have moved on from South Park to other fandoms and my own personal projects, but boy do I miss being in the South Park fandom. 

This blog has been a prominent part in my life, from writing story updates to drawing out asks, I have truly enjoyed working on this blog. I’m so incredibly thankful for all of you for putting up with sparse updates to Damien getting a penis tattooed on his ass. I really and truly appreciate every one of you. Because of this blog I have improved my storytelling skills and developed a very distinct art style.  I understand that many of you were left hanging on where the plot was going to go. So, for all that are still interested, I have written a summary of what was to happen under the cut.  Thank you.

Damien of course had to step in for Heidi in the role of Cosette. However he hadn’t bothered to learn the lines, ultimately ruining the closing night of their performance. Christophe had pulled the greatest instance of hand holding n the history of high school theatre with Gregory during their death scene. The final bows are done and the curtain is closed. Pip is furious at Damien for not doing his part, not because he ruined Pip’s role, people had paid to come and see that shit show. Damien tells him he hadn’t bothered to learn the lines because he had never had a lead role at all in high school, and only did theatre to get closer to Pip. Gregory questions Christophe’s interruption in his death scene, Christophe just shrugs, it was in the book.  Pip is accepted into a high ranked college on the east coast, however he decides to go to a local one near South Park to stay closer with his family and friends. The gang helps Pip move in, reminiscing on old yearbooks and memories they had shared.  Graduation happens, Pip is the salutatorian to the senior class. Wendy being the valedictorian. He gives a fumbled over acceptance speech and gives thanks to his parents and his closest friends. A graduation party at a local’s house is hinted at throughout the senior class, however the gang wasn't invited. The do show up however. Gregory, with expensive alcohol in hand, bribes Token to let the four into the party.  Gregory goes to join a game of “Seven Minutes In Heaven”, Christophe reluctantly follows. Pip tells Damien he is the designated driver for many tonight, apologizing before he heads out once more. Damien is confused for a freshman and kicked out of the party. Gregory and Gary are hauled off into a closet together. Christophe, fuming, decides to take a smoke outside. He and Damien have a good talk about their current situation. Christophe admits to liking Gregory, Damien confesses feelings for Pip. However an awkward confession of feelings for both Pip and Damien as well comes from Christophe, and Damien realizes he too had a sort of crush on all of his friends.  Christophe goes back into the party for a drink but sees Gregory and Gary catching up with each other on the couch. He leaves the party in a jealous fit and walks home, leaving Damien on the porch.  Pip arrives to the party around 2am, fed up with driving tipsy peers around town. He goes to check if anyone else needed a ride and finds Damien. He drives him back to his apartment and they agree to watch a movie.  Christophe awakes to the sound of tapping on his window and heaves a drunken Gregory into his room. Gregory confesses his admiration for Christophe and tries to kiss him, Christophe declines. He calls Pip and asks if the two can come crash at his house.  Damien and Pip wait for the two to arrive, Pip setting up a movie while Damien lays on the couch. Pip awkwardly confesses his feelings for Damien and Damien does as well. A knock at the door surprises them, Christophe and Gregory arrived. Although they don’t watch the movie, the four fell asleep comfortably on the couch together.  Pip goes to make breakfast for the four of them, Christophe follows. He tells Pip that he and Damien had a thought for all of them to date each other, since it was obvious they had all liked one another. Pip is foreign to the idea, but accepts it none the less. He agrees to bring it up to the other two once they wake up.  Gregory awakes to a snoring Damien and a splitting head ache. He trudges into the kitchen with Damien behind him. The four eat a poorly made breakfast and have a talk about their feelings. They agree to have a relationship with one another. 

After a couple years, it is revealed that they all share an apartment in a big city. Christophe working at a local coffee shop with Gregory, who takes up small acting positions Pip teaches English as a side job and works at a book store. Damien works at a flower shop, despite his allergies. It’s a crammed apartment, but it’s home. 

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So did Gregory steal the role from tweek?

MOD: well sort of? tweek can’t deal with loud noises/gun shots/death/blood, he was going to give the role up anyways, but gregory swooped in and offered to play it for him. tweek is now playing a role that doesn’t get shot, and he’s very happy.

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MOD: hola i haven't posted in years take a redraw as an apology

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How do you headcanon Damien's voice to sound like?

MOD : ngl it’s leafyishere

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PHILLIP : C-Cosette, my how you’ve changed!

DAMIEN : Yes

DAMIEN : Yes I have

PHILLIP : Cosette, I- I don’t know what to say

DAMIEN : Then shut up

PHILLIP : I am lost

DAMIEN : Find a map-

PHILLIP : What are you doing??

DAMIEN : Acting, duh what does it look like

PHILLIP : Hurry, Nicole has her solo

DAMIEN : Who does she play again

PHILLIP : OH MY GOSH

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WHAT HAPPENS!!??!

MOD :  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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WAIT WAS THIS PRACTICE OR THE REAL SHOW LOIKE WTF

MOD : Last performance of the show!!

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DAMIEN : I DON’T KNOW THE LINES

KENNY : You’re joking?

KENNY : Just follow the story

DAMIEN : I haven’t read the book

KENNY : shit

DAMIEN : yeah???

KENNY : Well, from what I know, Cosette and Marius are in love which’ll be easy for you because Pip’s Marius

DAMIEN : FUCK OFF

KENNY : Maybe later ;)

DAMIEN : UGH does Cosette really need fake boobs? She’s like what 12?

KENNY : Not really.

KENNY : But you look hot though ;)

DAMIEN : We have five minutes hurRY UP

KENNY : All set Miss Thorne?

DAMIEN : Not really, but I’ll gO

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GARY : Heidi, you feelin okay?

HEIDI : Yeah, I’m fine. Just a bit stage fright, that’s all

BUTTERS : Gosh, you look awful sick, Heidi! I think you should sit out the next act!

HEIDI : I’ll be fine! Really ..

GARY : Butter’s is right, I’ll go get Damien....

GARY : DAMIEN!

GARY : Heidi almost threw up on Pip a few minutes ago

DAMIEN : So?

BUTTERS : You’re gonna have to fill in for the next act, Damien. I called Heidi’s mom to come and pick her up.

DAMIEN : This is all some sick joke, right?

GARY : No

BUTTERS : Do ya’ know your lines?

DAMIEN : uh

DAMIEN : Uh?? yeAH HA HAA

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PHILLIP : I can’t believe this is our last preformance!

DAMIEN : You’re not going to cry are you?

PHILLIP : I MIGHT ACTUALLY

DAMIEN : Break a leg guys

DAMIEN : Preferably Gary's

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WAIT WHEN DID YOU CHANGE IT TO ASKTHEATERGAYS

MOD : I only changed it on the blog title! 

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DAMIEN : Where’d he go

DAMIEN : He was just here????

DAMIEN : Unless...

DAMIEN : FUCK YOU CHRISTOPHE !

[ Asks are closed for Damien + Gary ! ]

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go gET THAT GHASTLY YOU LITTLE HO

DAMIEN : YOU THINK I DON’T WANT TO???

DAMIEN : I need one more to evolve my Haunter into a GENGAR!!

DAMIEN : I would, but Gregory is doing his over-dramatic death scene at the barricade and I’d get my ass handed to me if I interrupted it.

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damien when u and pip gonna get together fam

DAMIEN : When Hell freezes over? 

DAMIEN : I dunno if he’ll ask me this year, or the next year or the next, or the---

GARY : You like Pip?

DAMIEN : Who doesn’t nowadays 

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Out of 10 how gay are you, Damien? How gay do you think Gary is?

DAMIEN : I’d give myself a 6/10? 

DAMIEN : Dude Gary’s like the straightest kid in South Park?

DAMIEN : He’s like a -10/10 on the Gay-O-Meter

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Gary how do you feel about damien:D

GARY : He seems pretty cool!! ( even though he’s basically the bane of my religion’s existence? )

DAMIEN : Damn straight

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DAMIEN : Oh no

DAMIEN : OH NONONONO

GARY : Hey Damien!

DAMIEN : Literally did not ask

GARY : So Gregory was tellin me that you run an askblog with him, Chris and Pip!

DAMIEN : Oh shit yeah I do

GARY : And since we have .... an hour left of rehearsal

GARY : Do you wanna answer quesitons together? It passed the time with me and Gregory!

DAMIEN : FINE

DAMIEN : If it’ll get you to SHUT UP

[ damien and gary are open for questions ! ]