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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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Potato: leader! Bring us glory! Also if you die, I'll light that whole forest on fire and hope leshy is flammable since he looks like like a bush! He's a bush head!

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Ay ay ay iiiits time to do!! The stab! 👏 👏

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Cult Leader, help

Nariander ate my entire Catnip brownie stash and he's tripping out a bit too hard

Crystal: Now is NOT the time for jokes.

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Take this ship

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watch out!

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Will do! *Runs on back to the camp, making it safely.*

Crystal: Now....

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Amber here! Be careful about Leshy, alright? Something tells me you might need this, found these lying around for some reason. *She gives Crystal a bag of bullets and a blunderbuss.*

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If you were to be married to Narinder, would you have eggs with him?

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so crystal, what do you think. About that weird 3 eyed cat guy?

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It's me...potato again. So, crystal, when is your next crusade? Can I come with you? Maybe I can collect stuff while you focus on fighting! I always wondered...what those other areas around us looked like.

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Yo Illusie here. Looks like updog today

Crystal: I'm not falling for that one again.

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...hi glorious leader...or mind if I just call you cyrstal?

It's me, Potato! Thanks for setting up phone service in the cult! I'm ordering pizza to celebrate, what do you want on yours?

Crystal: I love pizza with peppers on it. Thank you Potato!

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So what are your rules and doctrines so far?

(Apologies if I spelled it wrong.)

Crystal: Well, I have some pretty basic rules like no fighting each other, no fighting over food *opened a book and turned the page* Belief in the afterlife, marriage ritual. I try to keep things as moral as I can.

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Hey knowing a little about cults...do you plan to do any sacrifices? Or anything with sin?

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"Narindertheflufflyboi has followed you!"

Crystal:...Master?