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You guys are great! What are each of your favorite activity to do together?

Denmark- of course we're great! We're nordics!

Norway- you don't need to be so loud

Denmark- my favourite activity is going to Lego world! We all enjoy our monthly trips!

Norway- no we don't, I prefer to go on nature walks though Denmark normally scares the nature away

Finland- they're still somewhat peaceful and we always get to see pretty scenery, I like having saunas with the others! That way we all get to relax together

Iceland- it can be embarrassing!

Finland- there's nothing to be embarrassed about ice!

Sweden- I like teaching the others to sew, they're all very fast learners apart from Denmark who keeps dropping stitches

Norway- that's because he doesn't pay attention

Iceland- I like going to world meetings with the others

Denmark- world meetings? But that's just work!

Iceland- they remind me that I'm not alone and that you guys have my back

Finland- aww that's a nice thing to say!

Norway- of course we'll always have your back little brother

Sweden- we all have each other's backs

Denmark- hey ice! Say it again, so I can record it this time!

Iceland- I'm not saying it again!

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Hey Ice, what was it like to be raised by Vikings?

Iceland- they didn't do a very good job

Denmark- of course we did! Just look at how good you turned out ice!

Iceland- they were always busy going on raids and left me alone a lot

Sweden- it couldn't be helped

Norway- we tried to take him on a raid once, he was always begging to go with us but I think the violence scared him

Iceland- Den made them sound fun, I didn't realise you were fighting and killing people!

Denmark- it was still better then when we left him with Finland! He dressed up ice in the strangest clothes I've ever seen!

Finland- he liked it and looked cute! I wish we had camera's back then

Iceland- I'm glad we didn't, Vikings aren't the best parents, but at least they tried

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What was Iceland like when he was a little child like much younger? As grumpy as now?

He was so cute! It was so much fun dressing him up as a little viking!

He used to happily call me big brother and was only grumpy when I left him alone, he used to cling to me and Denmark and beg us to not leave him

He also used to play with me a lot! And he thought I was amazing, he wanted to be just like me!

He used to be scared of the dark, he would hide and cry if the candles burned out until one of us found him. That's probably why he likes the northern lights so much

Can all of you stop now, before I die from embarrassment

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New year's resolutions?

Norway- to get Ice to finally call me big brother

Denmark- to make Norway smile more!

Iceland- spend more time with non nordic countries

Finland- build more saunas!

Sweden- to have a real date with someone special

Estonia- to finally become a nordic!

Finland- what are you doing here?

Iceland- he can take my place

Denmark- it doesn't matter! This is our blog only!

Estonia- I'll get them, eventually...

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Who is each of your favourite non nordic countries?

Definitely Estonia! I've been friends with him for a long time now

If I had to choose someone it would be England, we have a lot in common and I like talking to someone who understands magic

Me and the Netherlands are good buddies! He even copied my hair!

I don't think he did...

Sealand

No way! It's against the rules

He's technically not a nordic

Maybe you should choose someone else before den throws a hissy fit?

Fine, Germany then he's fairly normal and we both like dogs

What about you ice? You have friends right?

Of course I have friends!

Are you going to choose mystery crush person?

No! I'm not technically friends with them

Awww are you too embarrassed to talk to them?

Just let me answer! Anyway I'd pick Hong Kong, we're around the same age and both have annoying families

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Who all can see magic creatures?

I think only Norway can out of us, right?

Yeah I can't see anything

Well he says he can but we all know magic creatures don't exist

Do you want me to strangle you with your own tie? Anyway yes I can see and speak to all magical creatures, I know that England and Romania have the same abilities

Yep only Norway, nobody else in the nordics can see them...

Ice are you sick, your sweating...

Maybe it's his thick sweater

A hug from me will heal you!

That'll just heat him up more! Stay away from him!

Yes that's it I'm sick!

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I think we already know who everyone has a crush on, except for icey...how bout a hint?

I can't, what if they're reading this?

How cute, you made him turn red!

Don't call me cute!

I had to give hints!

He does have a point, it's only fair if you also give some hints ice

Fine! They're a small country who loves their family and is friendly but also seems a bit timid at times

That could be anybody!

Are you not going to tell us if they're a boy or girl?

Nope

Come on tell big brother, he can help you

We can all help you! We can set up a date with the mystery person!

That would be a disaster!

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Denmark... tell us more about this person you have your eye on...

He has blonde hair and acts very grumpy, we're also close friends!

It's not Sweden right?

No! It's not Sweden!

Good, I only like you as a friend

Aaah I like being friends with you too!

Anything else about this mystery person?

Why are you so interested?

I'm not

Nope! You've had enough clues!

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Any relationships? Any crushes? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope

Really? No one? Do you really expect us to believe that?

I am not currently in a relationship

You just ignored half the question!

Guys maybe you should stop, Denmark's pouting in the corner

The king doesn't pout! I was just surprised that Norway doesn't like anyone

Do you like anybody?

I've had my eye on someone for a while now!

Very mysterious

It's really not! Anyone with a brain can figure it out!

Change of topic! Sweden you're being quiet as usual who do you like?!

No one in particular

Really? Not the man you call your wife?

It's complicated!

It's really not

You guys already act like your married, why not make it official?

They're probably too embarrassed or something!

As Denmark said earlier, change of topic! Ice it's your turn!

I like someone

Who?

We promise we won't hurt them too badly

I'm not telling! They don't know that I like them yet!

Aaah it's a crush how cute!

You're growing up so fast!

I'm already grown up!

You still seem young compared to us though

It's nothing to be embarrassed about, now tell big brother who it is

This ask is over!

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What would happen if you ran out of coffee?

Don't even joke, they all get so creepy without their coffee

Hey I'm not that bad ice!

You and Sweden may not go crazy like some others but you both act all tired and grouchy instead

We don't go crazy...

The last time we ran out, you both wrecked all the furniture then ran out the house and broke a shop window before stealing all the coffee you two could carry

It's ok though, I paid the shop owner for the coffee and the broken window

It's Denmark's fault he used up the last of it

We had to hide in the bathroom!

Well I wasn't hiding, I was just protecting Sweden and ice!

You was crying

I didn't have any coffee, I get emotional without it!

See what I'm dealing with? This is why we always buy in bulk now

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Denmark - the king of Scandinavia welcomes you to our blog! I'll introduce you to the others!

Norway - is this really necessary?

Denmark - first up is my good friend Norway! He may not always act like it but he loves me a lot! He play's with magic a lot and mainly talks in sarcasm

Norway - I don't play with magic I practice it

Denmark - next up is Sweden! I used to fight and beat him a lot but we're good friends now! He's usually quiet and serious, he also has a very scary face!

Sweden - ...

Denmark- ok, ok! He has a very nice face!

Sweden - but I didn't say anything?

Denmark - you didn't have to! Anyway next up is Finland, he's very friendly and small but he's also good in a fight! He's also very bad at naming things

Finland - hello welcome to the blog! What do you mean I'm bad at naming things? My name's are good!

Sweden - they're very original

Finland - see Sweden likes them!

Norway - he didn't say that

Denmark - and last up is Iceland!

Iceland - why am I always last?

Denmark - Iceland is the baby of the group who always has a puffin with him, I raised him, he can be a bit of loner though

Iceland - nobody take him seriously

Denmark - anyway feel free to send in any asks, they can be solo asks or group asks, we will answer anything!