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question for everyone!
what are your tastes in music? :D
#ask the hoverbase!#ty for the ask .^.#rapper failboat#wincar301#failtopia#beam attack#(Well this was a good question)#(BUT ARGGGGGHH YOU CAN TELL I LIVE UNDER A ROCK WHEN IT COMES TO ACTUAL MUSIC AND GENRES)#(Anyways check out the beam attack song by juno it's peak I'm afraid)
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Some DBS Remixes To Kill Alternate Pink Sheep Variants To:
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Things you like most about Failboat? :0
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT’S HOW MUCH HE MAKES ME LAUGH SOMETIMES. HE’LL NOTICE WHEN I’M IN A BAD MOOD AND GENUINELY TRIES HIS BEST TO GET A SMILE ON MY FACE. EVEN IF I FIND IT HARD TO EXPRESS OR PUSH HIM AWAY, I AM VERY GRATEFUL THAT HE CARES ABOUT ME, AND I TOO CARE ABOUT HIM.
I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF ONE DAY HE NEVER SMILED AGAIN. IF SOMEONE HURT HIM- OR ANYONE ELSE I CARE ABOUT, REALLY- AND DAMAGED THEM BEYOND REPAIR. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THAT PERSON WON’T LIKE WHAT COMES NEXT.
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No, it's just- This reminds me of a certain time during our childhood...
Well, okay. You seem to be a very close friend of his, so I should probably indulge you. No point in making his- our past seem any more hidden than it should be.
One day, after we'd had our breakfast, our father told us that he was going to give us a test. A "fundimental test of endurance", he called it. We had to go out and survive in the wilderness for around 2 weeks, plus construct our own functional shelter and fend off mobs.
Now, me and Failboat were around 7-8 years old at the time, so we, of course, knew all of the necessary things needed to get through it. The problem was that I was terrified. I had developed a particular fear of Endermen after reading a book detailing their origins, and now I didn't even want to take a single peek outside when it was dark. But of course, with the way our father was, he told me to stop thinking about it and get out there already.
The both of us didn't even get that far out before I started having a panic attack. I don't remember much of what had happened after that, but I do know that eventually, I woke up to find myself on the floor in a poorly constructed shack made out of logs on top of a hill. Despite being dark outside, I worked up some courage and left the shack. The first thing I see?
My brother. Running around in the tall grass. With a cloth tied like a bandanna to his forehead. Trying to catch fireflies by dual-wielding handmade nets. He notices me. Then, suddenly, he trips and falls on his face.
I burst out laughing. Something I hadn't done in a good while. And I decide to join him, forgetting about any fears that I had previously, for just a moment.
The next day, he revealed to me that after he quickly built our shelter and gathered some food, he started doing several silly things that he hoped I would wake up to and catch him in the act. Even the tripping part was intentional-
Hm. I'm sorry. I must've gotten carried away with that explanation. Well, you probably get it anyways... I'll leave you alone now.
Things you like most about Failboat? :0
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT’S HOW MUCH HE MAKES ME LAUGH SOMETIMES. HE’LL NOTICE WHEN I’M IN A BAD MOOD AND GENUINELY TRIES HIS BEST TO GET A SMILE ON MY FACE. EVEN IF I FIND IT HARD TO EXPRESS OR PUSH HIM AWAY, I AM VERY GRATEFUL THAT HE CARES ABOUT ME, AND I TOO CARE ABOUT HIM.
I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF ONE DAY HE NEVER SMILED AGAIN. IF SOMEONE HURT HIM- OR ANYONE ELSE I CARE ABOUT, REALLY- AND DAMAGED THEM BEYOND REPAIR. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THAT PERSON WON’T LIKE WHAT COMES NEXT.
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Things you like most about Failboat? :0
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT’S HOW MUCH HE MAKES ME LAUGH SOMETIMES. HE’LL NOTICE WHEN I’M IN A BAD MOOD AND GENUINELY TRIES HIS BEST TO GET A SMILE ON MY FACE. EVEN IF I FIND IT HARD TO EXPRESS OR PUSH HIM AWAY, I AM VERY GRATEFUL THAT HE CARES ABOUT ME, AND I TOO CARE ABOUT HIM.
I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO IF ONE DAY HE NEVER SMILED AGAIN. IF SOMEONE HURT HIM- OR ANYONE ELSE I CARE ABOUT, REALLY- AND DAMAGED THEM BEYOND REPAIR. ALL I KNOW IS THAT THAT PERSON WON’T LIKE WHAT COMES NEXT.
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Beamy, you look very dropkickable. Actually, I don’t think someone would even have to pick you up to kick you into orbit.
do with this information what you will.
It'd be so cool, kinda like that one time on Popstar where Kirby hit a meteor and it flew LIGHT YEARS AWAY-
Aren't you a grown adult with a child?
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So Sharc-Chan!! I’ve always been curious.. how did your relationship with Captain Afraid go? if my memory serves me right, I remember seeing something about how you two were in a relationship during the first Dark Lord attack, right?
I guess I could say it was alright while it lasted. But the way he changed in demeanor all of a sudden... I've almost considered that he was being manipulated by someone into acting that way.
Either way, that was, like, 7 years ago. But still. Weird.
#ask the hoverbase!#ty for the ask 'v'#failtopia#(I apologise to any Captain Afraid fans out there. I did NOT do this guy justice (>_<||) )#(Though it might be for a lore reason... mayhaps...)#(oh and I darkened the text so that it's more legible. this will apply to every character so tell me if it's better or not :P)
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hey failwhale, what happened to your brother?
#ask the hoverbase!#ty for the ask 'U'#failwhale098#legacy of the scythe#(Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?)
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You. Red person. Failwhale, we think. What do you know. We wan- no. We NEED answers.
Whatever questions you have have probably been already answered by someone else. I know that I certainly don't have the answers you're looking for.
Unless... you're looking for the answer to one very specific question in particular... in which I will not indulge you either way.
#ask the hoverbase!#ty for the ask |:]#failwhale098#legacy of the scythe#(bit late but oh well. we ball)
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I hope you all are doing ok :(
We're... okay. Okay enough, at the very least.
I'm not too great with apologizing, so I don't know what to say, and if it would even help the situation...
...but Chat, if you see this, I'm really sorry. I really could've handled that better in literally every single way. And you don't have to accept anything from me, I don't think I deserve it to be honest.
Past few days have been quite a whirlwind, huh.
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...you're welcome, Chat.
It's nice up here. Quiet. Lonely. No weird pink things to make us question our reality.
Nobody to stop our theory testing.
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...I'm not sure if you can hear this, but I'm calling your father to tell him to go check up on you. I know you don't trust me, or anybody else from this blog for that matter, so I'm sending him up instead.
Please understand that I don't mean any harm. Really, I never wished anything like this upon you, especially since I'm your... uncle. I have a responsibility to uphold, and I've let you down immensely. The only thing I can do is ask for your forgiveness.
(...and I'll be giving those idiots a talking to when I confront them again, don't you worry.)
It's nice up here. Quiet. Lonely. No weird pink things to make us question our reality.
Nobody to stop our theory testing.
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Don't you think you're going a bit too far?
IT'S FINE. THEY'LL BE FINE. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
The way you're saying it makes me think that it won't be fine!
PIXEL. Pixel. Stay out of this. You are not helping.
So what if I'm not helping? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GAVE THE VOID CREATURE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!
PIXEL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT KIND OF THING WAS POSSIBLE!
PIXEL. SHUT UP.
DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP, THEY TRIED TO OFF THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF YOU!
PIXEL. SHUT. THE. F##K. UP.
Both of you. Out of my room. Now.
Ok let us out experiment over
-Chat
OK FINE.
THERE GOES MY PEACE AND QUIET FOR THE DAY. UGH.
(WHY AM I DOING THIS. YOU CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES.)
#(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)#(AAAAAAAAAAAAAA)#(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)#(IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY OF THE REST OF THE CREW BEING BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)#(*also Ik it's pg-13 but I'm censoring it just in case)
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EEEEEXCUSE ME? PINK THING? PINK THING???
You're more concerned about this than the existential crisis that you gave them?
T-this is Chat we're talking about, they'll be fine (probably).
SERIOUSLY THOUGH? "PINK THING"????? PINK SHEEP IS MORE OF A "PINK THING" IF ANYTHING.
Ok let us out experiment over
-Chat
OK FINE.
THERE GOES MY PEACE AND QUIET FOR THE DAY. UGH.
(WHY AM I DOING THIS. YOU CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES.)
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This was. Pretty much first thing that happened as soon as we got to the Hoverbase.
How did you know.
I'm still so confused about how food works in your world...
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME STOVES!
Inspired by a video that my girlfriend sent me yesterday
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Welp, I think that should do it for introductions, don't ya think?
How about we get into some action...
[Mutant Creeper, Pixelboat, Sharc-Chan and Beamy are now open for asks!]
#ask the hoverbase!#failboat#rapper failboat#failtopia#beam attack#(yippee the gang's all here!)#(*minus Moom Mom but she'll arrive... eventually)#(also they should totally change the f in floop to another p and then add a y to the end of it)
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Oh, cool! Happy anniversary to you and your party!
Can you stay on topic for at least 1 second?
OH YEAH. APPARENTLY TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE FOUNDING OF OUR PARTY.
I’M GLAD TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOU ALL ALIVE FOR SO LONG, AND I HOPE THAT I CAN CONTINUE KEEPING YOU ALIVE FOR YEARS TO COME.
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