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Active Hetalia ask blogs!

The old blog that did this is no longer up, so I’m making this to keep up with current ask blogs! Reblog or like this so you can be added! 

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//MAMA MIA HERE WE GO AGAIN

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//just a small post about rules until I can whip up something more sophisticated

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APH Malaysia: COOK YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD GTFO

APH Singapore: You did this to me last week you bodoh, this is PAYBACK

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APH Malaysia: COOK YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD GTFO

APH Singapore: You did this to me last week you bodoh, this is PAYBACK

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The duality of Singaporeans... a truly mind-boggling sight to see.

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The duality of Singaporeans... a truly mind-boggling sight to see.

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Alternatively...

APH Singapore: They’re both droolers. Please send help.

APH Malaysia: They both snore. Loudly. Please help me.

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"Malaysia is a fuckboy" made me cry. Who he been romancing beside SG? 😔😔😔✋💔

APH Singapore: I’m only half kidding. He talks, dresses, and acts like a fuckboi so he’s considered the fuckboi of our group. You see his hair? Not even his real hair colour. Pfft, try hard.

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Happy 63rd Independence Day to South East Asia’s very own fuckboi older brother who’s also a bully ft. Indonesia who wants revenge and everyone else not doing shit because they like watching Malaysia suffer.

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Singmalay interactions in a nutshell (virgin with one brain cell VS himbo with no brain cells)

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Singmalay interactions in a nutshell (virgin with one brain cell VS himbo with no brain cells)

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Eyyy @robin-kun-art thanks for the tag!

Relationship: Single Pringle

Fav colour: purple, black, white

Top three foods: carrot cake (not the dessert), masala chicken, most rice noodle dishes🥴

Last song I listened to: a cover of the moon song by my friend lifeofalemon on soundcloud👀

Last thing I googled: hippo signaling pathway (I was studying,,,)

Dream trip: Germany maybe? Or Iceland

Anything I really want: ear piercings that don’t irritate my ears, to have a pet cat, to have good grades hahaha

@hetahonda @singapore-googles @ask-xiaomeixjialeon

tagged by @existentialvoidofexistence

rules: tag 10 people you want to know better and answer the questions

relationship status: i am single

favourite colour: brown

three favourite foods: noodles, rice, pasta

song stuck in my head: idk… something. idk

last song you listened to: to be alone by hozier

last thing you googled: when was sushi invented

dream trip: visiting seoul

anything you really want: to be an author :((

tagging: @otakuchild223 @ecoqueer @autonomy-is-a-right @ghiblifriend @multishipping-goodness @izzthelizz @mexicanfairy @spooky-systems 

if anyone else wants to do this too feel free

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Another uneventful day at the East Asian household (ft. Singapore)

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It’s 18 August! You know what that means! Happy belated Independence Day to the big sister of the Malay Archipelago and resident clown of SEA, Indonesia! Here we have from left to right, Brunei, Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines, and the clown herself in all their sibling glory. And it look like someone else isn’t enjoying his day either...

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@hetahonda little birdie told me you liked Singkor so here’s some SingKor ft. The Gays (tm)

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“Taken with Love, Crossed out in Hate”

((Happy 55th Divorce Anniversary Birthday to the middle child of the Malay Archipelago. I went through the five stages of grief trying to draw Malay wedding attire lmao))