asktheriddlr

[asktheriddlr]

We both know that I am no CHILD. Despite you claiming not giving me any form of reaction, you are technically doing so by even responding to me and "eNaBlInG mY dElUsIoNs". You seem to claim that you aren’t giving me any satisfaction of a reaction, yet you’re doing so, contradicting your words once more. Isn’t that exactly what I want, ‘dOcToR’?

BOO!

Hahaha!— Did I scare you? Green question mark… remind you of someone? Me. The answer is me, idiot.

Scared? Never. Annoyed. Without a doubt. What do you want from me now Edward?

[asktheriddlr]

..Well, I *certainly* touched a nerve there, it seems.

BOO!

Hahaha!— Did I scare you? Green question mark… remind you of someone? Me. The answer is me, idiot.

Scared? Never. Annoyed. Without a doubt. What do you want from me now Edward?

[asktheriddlr]

Do you need a hug? Like genuinely. You get bullied way too much, man.

A hug? When I die, perhaps.

[asktheriddlr]

You’re NEVER scared? Ha— okay, see, that’s not true. Not at all! When will you accept that you can feel fear?

BOO!

Hahaha!— Did I scare you? Green question mark… remind you of someone? Me. The answer is me, idiot.

Scared? Never. Annoyed. Without a doubt. What do you want from me now Edward?

[asktheriddlr]

So do you like, HAVE a house or apartment? Or do you just live wherever you use as a lair?

I don’t LIVE anywhere. I don’t NEED to, because I am constantly, just CONSTANTLY moving places so the Bat doesn’t just… raid my house with policemen. No, NO, that, THAT would be far too easy.

And, really, there isn’t much to live in, no nice, humble home. No, oh, well at least.. not in Gotham. Gotham is a hellhole, and everyone there plans to keep it one. You have to understand— you aren’t safe ANYWHERE. Especially not in Gotham City.

I had a few apartments in Gotham, yes. And surprisingly, the rumors are true! Rent is exclusively cheap, at least in MY standards. I can’t give an exact price, because they vary on where exactly you’re staying (obviously)— but most of the time it’s 100-500 dollars per month.

You may be asking what happened to those apartments I say I rented out, well, obvious answer; they didn’t last. No, I will not elaborate. That’s a story for another day.

[asktheriddlr]

Edward. I take no pleasure in admitting this. However I come seeking… advice. I do not like wasting my time feeling frustrated by those who don’t understand my work. Clearly you’ve never paid much mind to the opinions of others. Unless of course it’s the Batman. Do you have any, suggestions. On how to care less about what others think?

Oh, that’s rich… a bit pure coming from you, don’t you think, Jonathan? Also— I don’t CARE about the opinions of others, and Batman is no exception! Anyway- moving on..

Well, I spend most of my time alone, so I wouldn’t naturally care what others think. There really is no need for all that, what’s the point of caring if people don’t understand your work? Yes, yes, I’m perfectly aware of the arguement that I want people to respect me as well… however, many people are stubborn. Just like a child, they don’t want to listen to reason, aren’t you just doing what’s best for them? Curing people of the ‘plague’— whatever, blah blah blah. So, if they don’t want to listen… well, who cares. Do it anyway. Gas them. Inject them. However you distribute your cure. You’re ‘helping’ them, remember? Who cares if they don’t understand nor respect your work? There will always be people like that. Some people like being masochists and not being helped, and if they may not understand the importance of your work?

Then there’s no point. Why would you care?

You don’t NEED to convince THEM nor YOURSELF of its importance, because if you KNOW it will help the world, if you KNOW it’s important, then that’s really all you need. You have a degree in Psychology, I do believe you of all people should KNOW that there really is always someone who will disagree with you, disrespect you, well then…

Just pay no mind to them. They don’t really matter compared to how big of an impact your ‘cure’ will make, right? If others think that they matter enough to do so.. well, so be it.

No, I don’t agree with you. Don’t use this as leverage against me in the future. I don’t believe in your cure.

To sum it all up, pay no attention to what they’re saying. You know it’s important, then continue doing your work anyway. You don’t need approval from anyone. There’s always gonna be some moron chanting, direspecting you or your work.

Again, your cure is bull. All I said was an example— I don’t AGREE with you.

[asktheriddlr]

It’s Pride Month! You know what that means!

What are you getting at, exactly? I’m unlabeled. Nice talking to you.

[asktheriddlr]

Why… why on EARTH would you do THAT? I mean, one would surely think that I wasn’t playing dress-up once I say "detective" at least once in the messages? I thought it was known that I don’t usually leave riddles for the citizens or otherwise to solve?

It’s not that I care about your well-being, oh, dear God, no, of course not. However, would you stop solving the riddles? If you won’t be able to solve one, you would possibly die due to your stupidity- and because those are.. quite literally death traps. Your death wouldn’t be my FAULT, but the Batman, AND the GCPD would certainly think so.

Don’t. It’s very unecessary.

Most— ALL of it have crucial information for the Bat to solve, and well, you wouldn’t wanna talk to THAT idiot. If he finds out YOU have the answer to said riddle, well… being interrogated by him feels like talking to a brick wall, and I’m practically SAVING you from such an outcome.

I just wouldn’t want you in the way of my plan. This certainly isn’t going how I expect it to go— and,

stay out of my way. More like his way, since… he’s more likely to come after YOU than I come after YOU. If you DON’T stay out of my-slash-his way… oh well. Just know I tried to stop you… aren’t I so kind?

You get my point.

Good morning Mr. Nigma!

Y'know, even though I can't pick up the trophies around the city (with them being electrified and all), I do enjoy solving the riddles when I come across them.

It is a tad frustrating that the ones behind garage doors require a car to access, my bike didn't even register as there when I tried and I ended up sulking about it for the rest of the day.

Having said that, they're great fun overall and I hope to find more soon. Have a nice day, sir!

-Miss. Heart

Why do you solve my riddles? They AREN’T meant for YOU. Your little bike won’t register, ah, what a shame… do you know why that is? Because the riddles aren’t for YOU. Keep on sulking, as I will now make most of my riddles require a car.

[asktheriddlr]

Good for me (and them), but, clearly, the riddler trophies and/or riddles across Gotham are meant for Batman to solve. NOT for them.

Good morning Mr. Nigma!

Y'know, even though I can't pick up the trophies around the city (with them being electrified and all), I do enjoy solving the riddles when I come across them.

It is a tad frustrating that the ones behind garage doors require a car to access, my bike didn't even register as there when I tried and I ended up sulking about it for the rest of the day.

Having said that, they're great fun overall and I hope to find more soon. Have a nice day, sir!

-Miss. Heart

Why do you solve my riddles? They AREN’T meant for YOU. Your little bike won’t register, ah, what a shame… do you know why that is? Because the riddles aren’t for YOU. Keep on sulking, as I will now make most of my riddles require a car.

[asktheriddlr]

Good morning Mr. Nigma!

Y'know, even though I can't pick up the trophies around the city (with them being electrified and all), I do enjoy solving the riddles when I come across them.

It is a tad frustrating that the ones behind garage doors require a car to access, my bike didn't even register as there when I tried and I ended up sulking about it for the rest of the day.

Having said that, they're great fun overall and I hope to find more soon. Have a nice day, sir!

-Miss. Heart

Why do you solve my riddles? They AREN’T meant for YOU. Your little bike won’t register, ah, what a shame… do you know why that is? Because the riddles aren’t for YOU. Keep on sulking, as I will now make most of my riddles require a car.

[asktheriddlr]

Greetings, Mr Nygma

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

@artisticdoofusxx

How immature. This conversation has no purpose nor use to me— I’m not even going to BOTHER.

[asktheriddlr]

Um... hey Eddie.

I know about your abusive father... but - what about your mother?

…Well, a bit personal there, aren’t you? You must be FUN at parties. My mother and I don’t have a defined relationship, we never really talked heart-to-heart. No, no, not emotionally… no sad, heartfelt moments— well, when it comes to ME, there is NEVER any "emotional, heartfelt, heart-to-heart" moment or conversation. I’d rather keep that to myself.

Though, I could be lying about not having talked to my mother often.. or not. Take my word as you will— I don’t care at all. Why would I tell you the truth? I don’t know. And you don’t either. I could be lying!

Did I answer your question? Yes. Did I do so honestly? Take your guess.

[asktheriddlr]

hi, mister riddler! i think you're really cool!!

Pointless. I get it, I know I’m amazing.

[asktheriddlr]

Hey, you’re really pretty. (⚈_⚈)

Why do people keep telling me this as if I don’t know that I am attractive? Surely, there’s a point where you understand that I KNOW what I am? Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t get the memo, you’re a bit slow.

[asktheriddlr]

hiii! So, how well are you able to see without your glasses? Do you dislike wearing 'em at all?

I don’t see very well without my glasses, but it’s not to the point where I would DIE if I didn’t have them. I do not dislike wearing them— they are just for my sight, anyway.

[asktheriddlr]

Hello my dear edward! I got curious, If you weren't a criminal now, what job would you work at instead, would you be a private investigator for example? Bonus question, it seems like you have no interest in relationships, are you asexual or aromantic? It's okay if you are! :) and if you aren't have you had any interest in anyone ever? Maybe when you were a teenager, any girl catch your eye at the time? Anyway thank you for your time if you answered any questions or even if you didn't answer! ^^

Do not call me that. Riddler is just fine— or just Edward.

To put it simply without rambling for once, an engineer. I know, shocking. For the bonus question, I have no interest in sex or romantic relationships. However, I don’t care enough about topics like these to even bring myself to label my feelings.

No. I had no interest in anyone, ever. Even as a young boy, I didn’t care about "cRuShEs" or anything like that.

[asktheriddlr]

What do you usually eat and what's your favourite food? Nice to meet you ^^

…Greetings. I don’t usually eat, so I can’t really answer that question, although, I’m not too picky with my food. At least in my eyes. If the food doesn’t look like it’s POISONED or perhaps going to make me throw up, the texture, taste, and overall food isn’t just absolutely disgusting, I’ll eat it.

Really, it’s as simple as that. What is to worry about is my appetite. In some cases I’ll eat, however, I don’t really feel the need to, despite the human body needing fuel or food to function properly.