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Sandy, which troll do you most enjoy spending your time with?

I cannot say that I favor the company of one troll above the others. They are all uniquly facinating in thier own ways.

I enjoy the company of Yismir, due to the fact that we seem to be quite alike in mindset and interests. She, too, has taken an interest in writing. Though, perhaps, of a different sort. I enjoy exchanging cultural information with her, from time to time.

Fleida, is a different personality entirely. Her excitable ways and playful antics brighten up the suite in ways that the others cannot. She is also a lovely conversationalist, and I could go on with her for quite a while.

Arkhus is quite abbrasive, and on occasion rather appealing to be around. His leadership skills are rather strange and unorthadox. However, when he is in what one could describe as a "good mood," he can prove to be a rather interesting individual.

Ace is quite shy, and barely ever leaves her room. Nonetheless, I did care for her enough to attempt to turn her into some semblance of a warrior, with pitiful results. She is not quite the sharpest tool in the shed, but quite friendly, once she comes out of her shell.

Dexter seems to have quite the powerful mind, given the number of books he owns and the number of robots found littered everywhere. He is not the most talkative troll, or the most cooperative. But, the feats he has performed on his own are quite astounding.

I do not wish to discuss Lanzer or NS, as it is still a rather sore subject with me.

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Arkhus, where have you been stowing yourself away this entire time?

iN your lusus. hAhahaha.

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Arkhus, why do you seem so angry all the time?

yOu spend eternity on a floating void asteroid in between fuck all and tentacles with eyes. tHat should clear the air about that.

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what does Arkhus most like to do with his time?

bAck on alternia i had this sort of systemic circle of habits that i'd pretty much do every time i woke up and before i went to bed.

fIrst i would go check my traps. sOmetimes i'd snag lusii in them or i would find some stupid bulge licker who got caught in them. i'D usually have to kill them if they were still alive since they were going to die anyway from bleeding.

i'D then take the bodies and put the lusus ones in the surplus and take the grubs into my respiteblock so i can embalm them and turn them into wicked sic mummies. mUmmy corpses are the siccest shit in this galaxy. uSually i hang them up around the hive or hang them outside so i can keep the higher up trolls from poking their sniffers into my personal fucking bubble.

tHen i eat. bEcause eating keeps you alive and shit.

tHen i feed my lusus if i already caught something for us. i'M a nice guy like that.

tHen i dope around on trollian and the grubnet the rest of the time before i hit the slime again and wake up to do the same thing again.

pRetty much goes like that every day.

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so, uh... is this still a thing, or...

sIgh. oK yeah this is still a . bUt i don't know about the drawings anymore.

sOrry guys you'll just have to deal with text responses for this q and a.

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Sandy, how do you find Joey's addiction for Cryptids?

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Joey, since you are the Seer of Heart. Who do you ship, also, did you fill your quadrants? HmmmMMMmmmMMMmmm???

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Why do you just call him NS?

bEcause he never told us his name i guess.

i Don't know. aSk him yourself or some shit.

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What's the deal with the humans?

wHat's not the deal with the humans??

tHey're here. aNd they're pretty cool.

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So who are all the other people in the suite?

iF you would actually scroll down or up or whatever to the first post you would know. tHere's too much to say about them so i'll just spill it out in one huge list. <>.

sAndy.

rUdy.

jOey.

yIsmir.

fLeida.

nS. wE just call him ns.

aCe.

dExter.

lAnzer.

aNd me. aRkhus.

tHose are all the people who were playing the sgrub game. nOw <>. hUman jesus.

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arkhus-chan is kawaii desune! <3

eW. i Don't think your human dictionary would have words to describe the contents of my body that i just vomited from reading that shit.

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You have beautiful butterfly wings. Did you grow them yourself?

tHey are outrageously embarrassing. bUt yeah i guess i did.

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You, the one answering the questions. Tell me about yourself.

tHis is going to be a answer. bUt whatever it's all sic.

yOu might already know my name. i'M arkhus. i Am the creator and pretty much the god of the whole suite. i Brought together normal everyday assholes and made them play this stupid sim game with me so i could try and cheat my fate as a lowblooded troll in this miserable fuck up of a planet. i'M now seven alternian solar sweeps old and whatever. tHanks to the game practically ruining and changing my life i'm on a fucking ascended rung on my echeladder or some shit. cAn't remember what they called it in game. aLl i remember is that i was something called the page of doom?? yEah i don't get it much either. wE're pretty much done with our game now but our universe is fried. tHe humans and us trolls are living in peace on this little purple asteroid in this void area. tHat's where our suite is. yOu don't have to believe me if you don't want to but it fucking <>.

oH yeah i guess here's a picture of me now. dOn't fucking laugh at the pajamas or whatever the hell they're called.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

cAn woodchucks even chuck wood?? sHit i don't know. i Didn't know there was even such a thing as woodchucks.

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Can you tell us what a Question is?

i'M going to kill something.

a Question is when you something to in order to get some form of .

yOu basically just questioned. sO keep that up.

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Sh-Shiit!

tHat isn't even a question. dOes everyone need to be educated on what a fucking question is??

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Good lord, Arkhus. What is all this now?

sHits.

sHits and giggles.

bUt really i don't know. lIke i said before you're supposed to be <> the questions. nOt asking them.

wHy are you guys trolling this god damn place already??