askwoodsman33

[askwoodsman33]

Hi woodman!

Trolley problem #: global warming

A trolley puts out 50 million tons of carbon per year which causes 3 deaths per year and warms the planet by 0.2 degrees Celsius. You can pull a level to crash the trolley into a wall though killing everyone on board

-trolley anon

"?" :3

"Uhhhhh......... Wat?"

...He doesn't understand the concept of death, doesn't know what celsius is, nor knows what a trolley is...

[askwoodsman33]

Caw!

[the crow gives you a random piece of metal, it's very shiny]

"Cawww!!!!" 33 calls in response, "Birdy!!!!!! Hallo!!!!!!! You's Givingz Me Gift?"

"Thankingz! This R Very Coolz!!!!! Shiny Shinee!!!!!" He holds the piece of metal to the light, confirming that it is indeed, very shiny.

[askwoodsman33]

asks are back open

[askwoodsman33]

// OOC POST

hiya! mod here, just letting you know i will be offline and not answering asks until i complete demo 4 to avoid spoilers, 33 will be back soon!

[askwoodsman33]

"Y0000 7h475 3v3n 51ck3r! 3v3n 1f y0u d1dn'7 dr4w 17, 7h15 15 1mpr3551v3 4f br0!!!! 7h4nk5!"

(Question for griefer lol)

I PRESENT TO YOU…

YOU BUT AS A WINGS OF FIRE DRAGON!!!

"Y0000000000! H0LY 5H17 DUD3!" Brad says enthusiastically, "7h47'5 c00l 45 h3ll br0! D4mn 1 l00k 51ck."

"Uh, 7h4nk5! Y0u dr3w 7h15? 7h47'5 f###in gr347!" He seems to really like it! "Y0u 907 my c0l0r 5ch3m3 p3rf3c7 4n' 3v3ry7h1n9. 1'd pr1n7 7h15 0u7."

[askwoodsman33]

Helloz! Youz seemz veryz nice! Howz arez youz doingz? I hopez is wellz

-"Handcrafted" anon

33 waves enthusiastically. "Hallo!!!!! Me's R Nice Seemz!!!! Haii!!!!!"

He seems happy! "Me's Doing Goodingz! We's Woodsmen R Founded Coconut Waterz! Yummies!!!!! Wells!!! We'z Wells!"

He smiles, "How R Youz? We'z Be Friends!"

[askwoodsman33]

Hey uh how are you?

"Hallo! Me R Gud!!" 33 says, "How R Youz? Me's Hopingz You Good Toos!!!" He offers you a bright smile.

[askwoodsman33]

(Question for griefer lol)

I PRESENT TO YOU…

YOU BUT AS A WINGS OF FIRE DRAGON!!!

"Y0000000000! H0LY 5H17 DUD3!" Brad says enthusiastically, "7h47'5 c00l 45 h3ll br0! D4mn 1 l00k 51ck."

"Uh, 7h4nk5! Y0u dr3w 7h15? 7h47'5 f###in gr347!" He seems to really like it! "Y0u 907 my c0l0r 5ch3m3 p3rf3c7 4n' 3v3ry7h1n9. 1'd pr1n7 7h15 0u7."

[askwoodsman33]

"Y34h, 17'5 wh473v3r. 1 d0n'7, uh... f33l 4ny d1ff3r3n7?" He shrugs. He winces a little at the mention of the fight, "N4h, 17'5 ch1ll, 1 m34n 1 w45... b31n9 4n 455h47, 1 d353rv3d 7h3 b347d0wn." "K1nd4 w31rd 7h47 57uff pl4y3d 0u7 l1k3 7h15 7h0. 8u7 1'v3 l34rn3d n07 70 7h1nk 4b0u7 17." He doesn't seem at all too bothered about any of this, at all- but perhaps it is all a front. If anything, Brad has probably shoved everything into a locked safe inside of his mind, refusing to acknowledge the weight of the world collapsing in on him. Perhaps he believes that if he is ignorant to all that is around him, he wil be fine. But he is wrong. The mask slips a little. And a little more. He starts to look uncomfortable. He tries to distract himself, but it's all futile- his feelings resurface, and the tide washes away his cover. His mask falls. It crashes and crumbles under his feet. "0h 90dd4mn17." He immediately turns away from you, but you saw it- He's tearing up, and badly. He covers his face with his hands, scooting himself as close to his desk as possible.

He starts muttering to himself. Something about "f00l" and "3mb4rr451n9." "7h15 15 57up1d" and "90 4w4y..." Your hunch was correct- Brad Thayniel is far from okay. But what do you do with a man who refuses to know himself?

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.

[askwoodsman33]

"why are you calling sir Thaniyel "balding guy" ? , the "crowbar guy" is also bald /j" - Maroon musketeer (woodman can call her Musketeer girl)

33 tilts his head. "Balding Guy R Old!!!!!! Old Guy Baldingz!!!!!!" He affirms, "But... Crowbar Guy R Not Old! Not Bald!" He points at Griefer, who has a full head of long white hair with raccoon stripes, perhaps the only part of himself that he takes care of. "Not Baldingz!"

[askwoodsman33]

"Y34h." He leans a bit in his chair, "1'm l1k3, 1mm0r74l n0w. H4lf 1mm0r74l? 1 dunn0. 17 d035n'7 m4k3 53n53 4nyw4y5."

He seems a little bit too chill about this.

A little. What does he mean he just casually became immortal?

"17'5 n07 7h47 1mp0r74n7, bu7 4pp4r3n7ly 17 w45 7h3 0nly w4y 70 k33p m3 4l1v3, c4u53 7h3 5ur93 0f p0w3r fr0m 574bb1n9 my53lf w0uld'v3. My 0r191n4l b0dy w45n'7 equ1pp3d 70 h4ndl3 17, 50 7h3 5p1r17 w0rk3d 50m3 m491c bull5h17, 4nd 74d4..."

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.

[askwoodsman33]

My arm is hurting so badly, do you you have any medicine or stuff to help the pain go away?

33 looks around for anything that could pass off as medicine, quite worried about the anon. Though woodsmen don't need medicine and don't succumb to sickness like humans (save for fungus, insects, and tree diseases) 33 still tries his best to find medicine. To no avail.

"Me's Sorriez!!!! We's Wood People Not Needingz Medicin!!" He squeaks out a hurried apology, "Me Can't Findingz Any..."

Desperate, he goes to Brad to see if he has any medicine at all. Fortunately, he does. A bottle of Telanol, a common pain reliever, is handed over to 33, who hands it over to you.

"Here Goes! Medi-cynes!" :D

"Me Hopingz Your Arm Better Soons!"

[askwoodsman33]

He shakes his head, “17 w45n’7- 17 w45 7h3 5p1r17 0f 7h3 v3n0m5h4nk. 4nd h3 w45 P1553D.”

“H3 w3n7 0ff 0n m3 f0r d01n9 50m37h1n9 50 57up1d, h0w 1’d ju57 v10l4t3d 3v3ry rul3 4 9u4rd14n h45 70 f0ll0w, y4d4 y4d4… M1nd y0u, 7h15 w45 wh1l3 1 w45 1n 3xcrux1471n9 p41n 4nd 0n 7h3 v3r93 0f dy1n9-“

“4nd 7h3n, h3 570p5 y4pp1n9 70 73ll m3 1’m 4 d3m190d n0w.” He says all of this quite casually, despite the weight of what he just told you. A WHAT?

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.

[askwoodsman33]

I wanna know.. are there any woodswomen? (Female woodsmen)

- L.R.O

"R Woodmen Girlz? Yeag!!!! We R Have Girl Woodman!" He says happily, "Lotsa!!!!! We's Haveingz Much! Feemail!!!"

[askwoodsman33]

"...F1n3. Ju57... Pl3453 d0n'7 l4u9h 47 m3 0r 4ny7h1n9." He cringes slightly.

"50... y0u kn0w h0w 1 574bb3d my53lf 4n' 3v3ry7h1n9?.." His pallor changes, "Wh3n 1 7urn3d 1n70 7h47... 7h1n9, 1 w45 5upp053d 70 d13." He fidgets nervously with his hands, clearly uncomfortable at the memory, "47 l3457, 1 l34rn3d 7h47 4f73rw4rd5, bu7 wh3n 1 d1d 17 1 w45 50 d35p3r473 7h47 1 d1dn'7 c4r3 wh47 h4pp3n3d 70 m3. 1 n33d3d y0u 90n3."

"4nd wh3n... wh3n 1 d1d 7h47, 17 f3l7 50 p41nful. 7h3 l457 7h1n9 1 c4n r3m3mb3r 15 f33l1n9 l1k3 1 w45 b31n9 r1pp3d 4p4r7 4nd 7h3n 17 4ll w3n7 d4rk." He shudders, "17 f3l7 l1k3 50m37h1n9 w45 cl4w1n9 17'5 w4y 0u7 0f my b0dy."

"Wh3n 1 7h0u9h7 1'd d13d... 50m37h1n9 5p0k3 70 m3. 8u7 17 w45n'7 7h3 v01c3 7h47 lur3d m3 70 7h3 5w0rd 1n 7h3 f1r57 pl4c3, 17 w45 50m37h1n9 d1ff3r3n7." He says solemnly.

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.

[askwoodsman33]

"Y3p." He says, with a pop. He falls into silence as well, but breathes out a sigh when he hears your question. "D4mn 17. Y0u c4u9h7 m3." He holds his hands up, mocking a criminal that's been caught, but his demeanor changes, again. This time a grim expression spreads itself across his face.

"Y34h, uh..." He quiets down, "1'm n07, bu7 1 d0n'7 r34lly kn0w h0w 70... 3xpl41n 17."

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.

[askwoodsman33]

Brad chuckles. "7h47'5 7ru3. 7r33'5 4 p41n 1n 7h3 455 70 937 70, bu7 47 l3457 7h3 w00d5m3n kn0w 7h31r w4y 4r0und. 7h3y c4n m4k3 900d 9u1d35." He shakes his head, "571ll, 1 h0n357ly h4v3 n0 clu3 h0w my 0ld m4n 9375 up h3r3, c4n3 4nd 4ll." He looks at you to see if you bought his lie. Not entirely sure, but satisfied enough, he shrugs. "H0n357ly? 1'v3 b33n d01n9 n07h1n9 4f73r 1 907 d15ch4r93d fr0m 7h3 h05p174l. L1k3, l173r4lly n07h1n9."

"1'v3 b33n 47 my c0mpu73r 0r my 7v 4ll d4y f0r 7h3 p457 7w0 w33k5, 74lk1n9 70 4 f3w w00d5m3n 'c4u53 1 w45 b0r3d... 74k1n9 c4r3 0f 7h47 b19 9uy 0v3r 7h3r3-" He gestures to his gorilla, "8u7... n07h1n9 3l53." There's definitely something else. You've noticed it from the moment you walked in. Brad doesn't act the same anymore. Obviously, it could be chalked up to the traumatic and life-altering experience he went through, but for his behavior to change so drastically and so soon? One could even say he's pleasant to talk to, now. (Though supposedly he wasn't always a jerk.)

And something about the way he holds himself, the way he looks, like a cornered animal. Something's not adding up. If Brad was fine the entire time, he wouldn't have been driven out by the villagers, hiding where none could find him.

But what could it be? It doesn't seem like he's a different person entirely, but it's suspicious enough. It doesn't look like this is something he'll just tell you. But it's digging at you. He's not okay, he's probably far from it. Why is he putting on a front, then?

// putting this in a new starter so it doesn’t get too long! :D also tiny timeskip!

Finding their way back to the Sacred Hollow was an easy enough task, really. It was a path they had taken before, a path that they had grown familiar with - even if only walked once before. Their ears twitched and swiveled every few moments, picking up the sounds of various wildlife as they trekked. Birds, crickets.. a handful of others as well.

Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the Sacred Hollow. Now, it just came to the matter of ascending to the very top.. a more tedious task then simply walking to the Sacred Hollow itself.

Nonetheless, it was a task they could manage. Murmured hellos and greetings were given to the Woodsmen they came across, friendly faces that they couldn’t just ignore. They were never malicious to them - rather, the opposite. A smile and a hello was the least they could provide. Soon enough however, they’d found their way to the top. Right where Brad would be. Or, where they’d assume he’d be. Shaking themselves out briefly, tail a bit more fluffed out, they went to begin forward.

“Hello?”

@foxkin-hero

Opening the door, it's not very hard to see that Brad is... fine?

You immediately see him, with a few bandages on, merely playing video games as if nothing ever happened. A few leaves and stems poke their way out from the sleeves of his shirt, his collar, and his shorts. The room is as you remember, his pet gorilla in the cage his father was in, except with... more junk in it. He's settled in here much more than he was before, so that means he's moved in all of his belongings as well. He seems to be quite comfortable, here.

The unmistakable stench of Witches Brew that's been sitting out for a few days is... very noticeable. You have to tip toe over cans strewn onto his floor to even get past the door.

He doesn't seem to notice you, and his gorilla is asleep.