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The oldest known instance of the "Cool S" symbol, a sigil of unknown origin, found on a Viking runestone dated to the tenth century AD.

This glyph has persisted through millennia and is still widely seen today. Scholars believe its origin is unrelated to the letter S, and that it may have originally been part of a religious ritual.

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polyam people be like: just a number of us, we can make it if we try just an amount of us (just a few of us)

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ive been doodlin them non stop recently

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(art by @theshitpostcalligrapher)

why did you specifically call out Houston freeways in the recap. i know our traffic sucks but why us in particular

oh I dunno, maybe it has something to do with a 20+ lane wide freeway going through it

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why did you specifically call out Houston freeways in the recap. i know our traffic sucks but why us in particular

oh I dunno, maybe it has something to do with a 20+ lane wide freeway going through it

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can we hold hands /p

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Fire Tick is off, right? RIGHT??

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when the antidepressants are doing something, but aren't quite right:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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Do you have a favourite/ least favourite update released by Minecraft and a favourite/ least favourite type of transport?

hoohhoohohoh do I have a video for you, that just so happens to answer both of the questions1

Seriously, minecraft 1.6 was an atrocious release

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Okay Loo Streamer Dog Girl reblogging this makes it funnier by quite a bit actually

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

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You could say it's because of the.. the Endurance. It endured, is the thing

hey, wanna know something cool?

a little over a century ago, the polar explorer Ernest Shackleton lost the ship Endurance when attempting to make a land crossing of the antarctic.

soon after, the ship would be crushed by the surrounding ice as it shifted, and it would sink about 10,000 feet to the sea floor.

BUT THEN

2 years ago, national geographic was able to locate the HMS endurance and found it in an incredibly well preserved state!

the leader of the expedition, Mensun Bound, said "This is by far the finest wooden shipwreck I have ever seen. It is upright, well proud of the seabed, intact, and in a brilliant state of preservation."

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I kept this ask in my back pocket for months cause I wanted to come out with a whole playlist of tracks but honestly, just listen to this one just keep listening to it I promise it's going to be alright this is not forever we can get through it some day

any more music recs perhaps? did not expect to see toh kay on my dash :]]

yes of course

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any more music recs perhaps? did not expect to see toh kay on my dash :]]

yes of course

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Sloy explains Truly Bedrock lore

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When your best friend is a bilblically accurate angel

They are all in the same situation guys (Yes I headcannon Pix as a watcher, since the Empires x Hermitcraft crossover hghgh)

They are three stages of one expierience

Mumbo: confused, shocked, kinda uncomfortable when around Grian in his full form, starts getting used to it

Impulse: Used to it

Sloy: Literally. Doesn't care. "You're a watcher? Cool."

Also this meme

That's the vibes I get from them

Ngl "My best friend is a biblically accurate angel" sounds like a good movie/book title