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Come here often? I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic.

how (not) to flirt ft. garrus vakarian 

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so i had a big thing typed up and tumblr crashed before i could post it so suffice it to say he’s spacer sole survivor infiltrator, still goes by mark but his full name is henry markus shepard fuck tumblr i wanted it to be a better post than this

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BLOG UNDER RECONSTRUCTION

I’m changing a lot about Shepard, and will be dropping interactions and requesting new ones. I’m changing his history, his class, and actually his first name, as well. Keeping his FC for now, though that’s in the air, too. I’ll post his new information when I’ve got it written out, and the pages will be updated accordingly.

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I’m allergic to dust. And cats. And public speaking.

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Normany SR-2 Crew at their Stations - Cerberus Edition 

(ME1) (ME2 p1/p2) (ME3)

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JST: loving both ashley and kaidan despite popular opinion.

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talixzorah:

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“We can requisition the Alliance for a new spanner, Tali. It’s no trouble. Because if you left it on Omega… it’s long gone, now.” He offered a small grin, trying to reassure Tali that this would be no trouble.

“It had never happened to me before. Even at the worst time, I mean when I was running for my life at Citadel, I still had everything with me,” She made a face: “…Guess I will have to be even more careful next time.”

“It’s fine. You think this is the first time I’ve had to ask my bosses for replacements of things like this?” He paused, before breaking into a grin. “Try explaining to the Illusive Man that you need a new crotch plate for your armor because you broke the old one wrestling with Grunt. That was not a good day for me.”

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“Yeah. I wanted to uh. Apologize for how I reacted earlier. I’m just... I shouldn’t have freaked out. I wasn’t expecting to see you, is all.” He ducked his head, not able to quite meet Kaidan’s eyes. “I saved Ashley on Virmire, after all.”

“Shepard? Is there something you need?” Kaidan asked as he looked up from his seat, with the stars passing by it was easy for the major to relax. Even if it was just for a little while. @aspectralparagon

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I’ve got a couple of replies drafted, but I’m not really feeling Mark rn so I’m gonna hop over onto @rakudemaka and see if I can’t do some things there.

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Missions of Mass Effect 2: Reaper IFF

“Chandana said the ship was dead. We trusted him. He was right. But even a dead god can dream. A god – a real god – is a verb. Not some old man with magic powers. It’s a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn’t have to want to. It doesn’t have to think about it. It just does. That’s what Chandana didn’t get. Not until it was too late. The god’s mind is gone, but it still dreams. He knows now. He’s tuned in on our dream. If I close my eyes I can feel him. I can feel every one of us.”

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You might struggle with auditory processing if…

- Your catchphrase is “what?”

- You ask someone to repeat their question then finish processing and respond halfway through they’re finished repeating it.

- You somewhat processed what someone said but your brain won’t take it.

- You mishear what people say wildly wrong. Like, wildly wrong. Then you process it and it makes wayyyy more sense than whatever you thought someone originally said.

- “Wait, what?”

- Default face is a perplexed, confused look.

- You have to deal with rude people who refuse to repeat themselves and act exasperated at the suggestion, than proceed to get angry when you won’t respond to them and/or remember what they just said.

- You can hear a car door open down the street but you can’t hear someone talking to you in the same room.

- Talking is weird.

- You’re constantly seen as a bad listener (which, maybe isn’t that far from the truth- but they assume you’re not trying), unfocused (which I tend to be, but it’s unrelated), and so on. Nobody stops to consider that maybe you have processing issues.

- You were tested for hearing issues as a kid because you didn’t respond to people or talk much, but every test came back negative and your parents were told you have perfect hearing.

- The idea of talking to two people at once is terrifying beyond imagining.

- Responding to something someone said ages ago, even with a different conversation still going, the topic has moved on, and everyone forgot about it.

- “Huh?!”

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Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition

"Wake up... please wake up..."

"Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit faint..."

"N-no no! Stay with me now!"

"Keep breathing, you'll be fine."

"Oh! You're awake! You've been out for so long-!"

"I found you unconscious back there. What happened?"

"Hey, are you alright over there?!"

"We found you in a horrid state.. but we patched you up as best we could!"

"Don't try to move. Just get some rest, okay?"

"Oh, I guess you weren't dead after all."

"Hey! This one finally woke up! Get me a doctor!"

"Shh... take it easy, there's no rush. You were passed out for a long time, you see."

"Ow.. my aching-"

"Ugh... where...?"

"Help me.. someone..."

"I can't hold on... fading away.."

"What happened? Where is this-!"

"Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don't know who you are!"

"Did.. did you save me back there? Thanks.. I guess."

"I was passed out for that long?!"

"Help me up.. please help me up..."

"What happened to me anyways? I feel so lightheaded..."

"Am I in a hospital? I wasn't here before.."

"Where is everyone? How long was I gone?!"

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

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".....has died." finish it in my ask.

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okay so miranda may have just landed a spot as one of the permanent “final squad” positions in me2, the suicide mission

the illusive man orders her to stop shepard

and she tells the illusive man to fuck off, i quit

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