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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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Crawling away:

When Whumpee is on their back, not even getting up, just trying to be as far away from Whumper (or Caretaker)

Unable to look away from person in front of them, their back meets the wall. The panic rises.

They try to move away, only to realize their leg is stuck in a trap/rubble/restraint,

Or they flinch in pain and put their hand on the wound, the pain taking all energy from them.

Voice trembling, they try to persuade the other to not hurt them, to stay away

When they realize it's no use, they lift their hands (covered in their own blood?) to cover their head, or curl up to hide their vital organs.

They stop moving, not because they want to, but because the blade of the sword has been put to their throat.

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I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

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"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.

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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??

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Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

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Keep up the great work, lads

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).

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some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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hello, whump writer. i officially grant you permission to write unrealistic whump. yes I know there are posts everywhere telling you that you can't write it that way. yes I know some people just prefer realistic whump. yes I know you want to please everyone. however please consider: I don't care, and write what you want to write. i love you.

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fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”