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02-17-2024, 5 AM

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Been Listening to “Now and Then”

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

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john

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this movie was hot garbage but whoever played george deserved an oscar

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Red Dead Redemption Muppets! Almost all the gang are here and Hosea is meant to be another human character and I just haven't gotten round to drawing him yet. Really silly idea but I had a lot of fun with it

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T. Rex in Japan 1972.

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i drew brian in the beatles cartoon style :) bc he has exactly one appearance in the cartoon and that is NOT my brian!!! so i did a redesign for him. ngl the creators of the cartoon fumbled the bag so bad, brian in the cartoon opens up so many possibilities. he’s literally comedy gold. anyway i love him and in another life he’s a main character in the cartoon

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what would you do if you wake up one day and you see a mammoth in the kitchen cooking waffles with bacon and you go up to greet it and it runs away through your window destroying it and you eat the waffles and it tastes like the best thing you have ever eaten in your entire life so you put on a wizard costume and cry inside your bathtub and then you hear a noise from inside the sink and the mammoth comes out from the sink and hugs you

This is such a hyper specific question poupou. I think I would be upset it broke my windows and destroyed my house, but I would accepts it’s hug and apology

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Bucky

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It's been 10 years since this movie came out, and it's been almost three years since this piece was drawn by me. Enjoy <3

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pipes of peace #1 enjoyer ‼️☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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when y'all read x reader fan fiction, do you guys not use it as escapism? because the way you guys complain about not relating 100% to reader. like sometimes i want to imagine myself as a flirtatious reader or a complete bitch. like do y'all not imagine yourselves with a completely different personality and read it for the storytelling? you do not have to relate to every aspect of the reader and it's completely fine. some of y'all have boring lives outside of fan fiction, so use it as your escape from real life because some of y'all act like y'all want it to mirror every single aspect of it.

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