asphodan

[asphodan]

”still wouldn’t change anything about My personal life from before 2012”

I thought that I’d expressed this sentiment somewhere before, but a token attempt to find said expression didn’t pan out.

I guess I have to “obliquely address the topic” all over again, because some dude wants to make a big fucking point out of “going out of his way to say that I’d done something”.

note: I chose that year on purpose. On purpose.

literally: “given the opportunity to change something (specific. But for the purposes of this: “something”) from before 2012, I wouldn’t. I’m happy with it.”

[asphodan]

I’m the universe.

Yup, btw I’m the universe.

got pressured into saying it because some defective piece of cancer brought up the topic and thinks every single fucking time the topic comes up that I have to attest I’m the universe, or not either way fuck him.

and seems to act that if I don’t go and…

ugh.

fuck the guy for being such a pest that I had to distract Myself from what I was doing to remind you all that water is wet.

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hehe!

So, this makes sense to Me now:

“we make it kooky, so that it’s perfect”

as in: “the plot to monsters inc”.

as in: ““yeah we’re gonna suit up and collect farts from ants.” “Psh, WHY”

there’s a three word perfect response to that. I just thought the words.

gonna not mention it… because.

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TIMELINE TEST

New invention:

“Brevialiac Headquarters”.

Monitor timelines for dispersal of its definition and give Me “reports, paired with biology texts” about the events.

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just sayin

“”Video games” “are “permanent””

aayup.

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hehehe

It’s court daaaaay.

so, in honor of “it’s even worth sending Me to court for anything”ness:

“rules that matter now and mattered before and might matter later”:

“I must never be arrested”

“I’m not to be told what to do”

“I’m to always own a house”

[asphodan]

” “Sp3ktur” sensing feet” : a new demand.

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heheheh

“ “The only way for anybody to win against Me, is to do illegal shit”, oh …. And….. I’ll never be confined and I’ll have access to an internet connected cellphone for as long as that’s possible”

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gimme

I want one of those exorcist masks from “Hazbin hotel”.

yes, I want somebody to be able to say they hopped into the tv show, or found the dimmension, some sort of something that “jives”, whatever … and facilitate My having “exactly the type of mask Lute wore”.

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I Xirocoded and announced that “health” is illegal and wrong.

Despite explaining this twice:

“yeah I’m focused on something and some dude is like “focus on Your “health”” because it’s a fucking hilarious argument to pick on Me about, insinuating that because I’m worried about something I’ve somehow completely dropped the topic of “health” from My agenda”

maybe I need to work on that more…

but it was an enemy that’s been harassing Me for months and has been particularly effective over the past two weeks.

soooooo, yeah.

literally all of us can just fucking rot, because fuck it.

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now I have to be stupid and do something stupid and meaningless, because of evil enemies

(Sigh, okay then:)

“I do not ever “need” to go to jail, and, I’ll always be opposed to “going to “jail”.”,

and,

“jail and prison are always worse than “not being in jail or prison””,

which I had to say because I was thinking on how something is easy to get if I’m in jail, and of course stupid shit tried to interpret that into the words of “I need to go to jail”.

and enemies, who give a fuck about specific crimes, were simply fucking eager to gobble their own shit and go “omg jail huh fuck yeah that makes me happy fuck yeah fuck yeah”.

fucking moronic stupid fucks.

[asphodan]

haaaaaay

Just sayin’:

(I’m rewording it for the sake of “it’ll sound better”)

My “rod of “I am serious”” (it’s not a rod, that’s just what the technique is named) seems to have gone well.

But while I’m at it, I’ll say this: “don’t accidentally train them into thinking “nothing matters if it doesn’t have the “rod of “I am serious””””.

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CHANGE OF PLANS

Sorry! Sorrrrryyyyyy.

but we all knew it’d happen eventually, right?

like, uhhh….. “rust”? I dunno, but yeah, we couldn’t keep it going forever. Because the lines wouldn’t line up forever. But it’s cool, the alternative works!

best part: at least a little consistent with history.

okay, so here goes:

“whereas the plan called for a “steadfast insistence that I’d done it”, for one reason or another (all we need to hide behind is: “the past happened”)”,

now it becomes:

“a steadfast insistence that I’m (in)famous for “having argued about it and ….

uhhh…. What’s the status on that anyway? “Yeah sure shook up a ton of rules and…”

eh, anyway:

We’re still acknowledging that it happened, but now it’s indirect and we can let the backdaters “consider getting creative with the details”.

so long as it’s still consistent with “and after having argued, yup, that’s perfectly fine to do on Tuesday. And what do you know, it was Tuesday.” or some shit.

(it’s been a while since those details were presented to Me.)

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the “no matter what’s”, sample… “14July24”

“

“I am to never be confined.”

“only the one I am may control the person I am.”

“I am to have as much “healthy privacy” as I can achieve.”

“I am never to be arrested.”

“

notice: this says nothing about “happy” and nothing about being hurt. I’ll handle those matters in another way, for now.

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really tired of this…

When will people stop making pointed attempts at saying shit about My claim to the words “knows everything”?

I can’t go a single year without a “yeah well, (…) what about that “knows everything”?”.

here’s one of My main points: “you believe babies exist, I get to have the tattoo “I know everything”.”, and that’s before I even bother explaining why I believe I get to, and that’s before I even explain why you should leave it alone even if I’m mistaken about the prior point.

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guys, the universe is officially “imperfect”.

Some fucking moron that thinks him, in particular, desperately making a point out of telling somebody, Me, they’re “stupid” just had to try some stupid bullshit all over again.

he keeps (this is the accusation:) “hiding behind simple low effort arguments”, because they’re fucking easy.

and he constantly makes his fuxking arguments WITH TOTAL FUXKING DISREGARD THAT hE IN PARTICULAR HAS ATTACKED ME FOR MONTHS.

but let’s just say what he says herein: “hey You’re not very nice”, that’s his argument. THE DUDE IS A FUCKING ENEMY. HOLY SHIT.

but he keeps getting these fucking micro victories of “hahah, You’re not “nice”” (whenever he can accuse Me of not giving a single fuck as to whether he’s offended or in pain.)

so yes, to clarify:

Im the sentient universe, as in, I am the universe and the single most important person throughout all of everything.

and I retain the intellectual capacity to call My biology the universe too.

have a good day.

[asphodan]

I still mean it!

While we got room for throwaway rules:

“do not rob banks “aided by the use of “biogamma grenades”, on ANY weekday.”

there.

I can simply tuck that in at the bottom of My rules, whenever, and all should be fine…

(don’t you dare think this means I don’t mean it!)