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Thank you 🥰

Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

[asphodel-inc]

Asphodel INC would like to announce that our CEO and founder has now sold a controlling share to our longstanding partners over at Elysium Developments.

We are now entering a new age, one of cooperation!

Our current CEO, Mike Lex, will now be going into retirement.

Therefore, we welcome a new CEO, Cassandra Çela, born and raised in Albania, Cassandra became part of a student exchange program, and ever since, she has wanted to travel and explore. After moving away, she became an assistant and later executive at Elysium Developments.

We're thrilled to have her join us.

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Guess whose name I found on the Epstien flight logs~

Uh- what? Whose??

[asphodel-inc]

☺️... 😳

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

We expect to see you in court. ☺️

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

We think otherwise. ☺️

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

Fooling?

Would you please clarify? ☺️

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

Hello there I'm a representative of Asphodel Inc.

We would like to inform you that this supposed "rogue employee" has been reprimanded for misusing our Social media presence to spread dangerous conspiracy theories. ☺️

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

We categorically deny the validity of the contents of the recent blasphemous slander post against us that was a clear attempt to damage our impeccable reputation.

Our CEO has made a public statement regarding the incident.

Read more

[asphodel-inc]

They're closing in it doesn't matter anymore

They already know what I know

I am spilling the beans

hello there

this is a rouge asphodel employee writing

I have discovered the truth tht upper management has concealed

I have already left the country

but I dont think that will save me

/employee-portal/597872.html

I dont know exactly what that means, but I know it doesn't mean aything good

[asphodel-inc]

We have a program for recent college graduates!

Do you want a job here at Asphodel? Are you a recent college graduate? Well apply now for an internship with a high chance of permanent employment!

Apply now!

Here's what some attendees said:

"I loved the learning opportunities."

- Maya Shay

"I got to work alongside Asphodel professionals!"

- Alex Ell

"I was able to get a great job due to my experience at Asphodel."

- Max Payne

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"And Who Are You Supposed To Be"

"From" "Someone Definitely Unrecognizable"

I'm a representative of the Asphodel Corporation! If you have any questions please do ask.

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The epprbcu is set in the 2030s milord

In that case, let the founding be 2007.

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🥂 Celebrating 25 years since founding! 🎉

Here at Asphodel we are having a celebration for reaching the milestone of a quarter of a century of existence!

Learn more

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Excited to announce that we're partnering with Elysium on a new project to develop innovative new software solutions for the gaming industry. Stay tuned for more updates! #AsphodelInc #partnership #innovation

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We're announcing that we may start working with Elysium on new, innovative, videogame solutions.

Our team recently attended the Elysium Videogame Expo conference in Ireland, where we had the opportunity to connect with industry leaders and learn about the latest trends in software development. We're excited to bring back what we learned and continue to develop innovative new solutions for our customers.

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We're thrilled to share that our CEO, has been named one of the Top 10 Software CEOs to Watch in 2024 by Bloomborg. This is a huge honor for our CEO and the Asphodel team, and it's a testament to our commitment to innovation and excellence.