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Adelard Dekker, the avatar of concrete, strikes again.

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canceled on twitter

Petah, please don’t cancel me on Twitter dot com Petah

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UPDATE:

The twinks dead lmao

I ran a DnD session yesterday, and my players killed somebody’s ex-girlfriend, then 30 minutes later romanced said somebody.

Goddamnit @sirstrawberryhead @aphelion-neon @potatoog @elliothadeyes

It was a twink too

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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A RAILROAD LINE

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"kamala harris doesn't even have any kids, she can't lead the country" i'm sorry is this fucking warrior cats

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Apparently Pineapples canon design is pink and blue (which reminds me far too much of both Kinkajou and the pan flag) and I dislike

So I drew him how I see him! I haven’t been drawing many dragons recently so it feels unfamiliar, def struggled with the lineart and shading

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COWGIRL WONDER WOMAN GOOD LORD

It’s a good day to be a Lesbian 🫡

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Me seeing the new Superman content we’ve been getting and realizing that we’re finally healing from the “Evil Superman” era:

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Reblog because this fandom is SO weird about this ship? It worries me how quick people will defend physical pedophilia (at the VERY least) because of a mildly attractive 30 year old white man.

Go on queen, defend child predators with your whole heart, see where it gets you when you apply for jobs and your online footprint is dirtier than the goddamn litter-box your king shits in.

Do people not realize that Edwin x The Cat King is pedophilic? Like Edwin is still a child and the Cat King a grown man.

Yes Edwin has been around since 1900, but he’s still a kid, hence Dead BOY detectives. Ghosts don’t age after they die, they are stuck the exact same age as when they passed away. Edwin died when he was 15/16, he is still 15/16. Yes, he is more mature than other teens, but that just means he’s a mature for his age. His brain isn’t fully developed, and never will be. No matter how long he is around he is still a kid. Mentally and physically. Even in the show they consider themselves teens, for example when Charles is talking to Crystal and says “I’m loving talking to someone my age”. Referencing how he is still 15/16, even when he died a long time ago.

The Cat King isn’t another dead teen, he’s a whole adult who ages. He’s past the age where his is fully developed by a long time. Physically and mentally an adult. It’s rlly fucking weird how he’s attracted to someone who’s physically 15/16. Whatever argument you wanna make about Edwin’s age, you cannot deny his physical age of a teenager. Just bc the actor isn’t a teen, doesn’t change the fact that he’s canonically has 15/16 yr old body that the Cat King is attracted to.

I’m not saying to hate the Cat King, just acknowledge that Catwin is a problematic ship. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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on the road to hell there was a railroad track

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Guys I love Persephone from Hadestown a completely normal amount (she stole her husbands glasses hahahahahahahahahahaahaah)

One day I will capture Amber Gray. Either in a drawing or irl it’s her choice

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Jokes on you, I’m both

you know that one post where its like "you can tell if someones a warrior cats fan by asking them to draw a cat"? you can also do that with dragons

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Got to see Hadestown for the first time ever today (and it was amazing oh my god I had no idea what I was missing) and I'd just like to give a shout out to the poor soul in the audience who had clearly never heard the myth of Orpheus before, because when Orpheus turned around at the end the audience was dead silent except for this one very audible gasp of "no!" from somewhere in the crowd. And after Euridyce was gone and Orpheus dropped to his knees in grief, all anybody --cast, audience, the uncaring gods, etc -- could hear was muffled weeping from the same person

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Go on.

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Are you sure? Unclear, sorry :(

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Does anyone wanna send me some WoF OC’s I can make headshots from 👀

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WOF fake book cover with my OC, Prince Corella! Any critique in the comments is appreciated!