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Sometimes I think not even God can touch me, then other times I think he’s touching me 24/7 because I AM God, and then other times I feel like a worm wearing a dunce cap labeled “WORLDS WEAKEST WORM”

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

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im going to fucking die

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theres a dude on a walmart scooter taking up two parking spots i hate this hell store

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coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

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tbh pickle juice

good vegan alternative for those who dont want to throw milkshakes at fascists

brick

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I love thisss

[Drawing: self-portrait in socks and a floral dress with an elephant head and a caption that says “I became the person I needed to be to survive. I can become the person I need be to thrive.”]

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[Drawing: self-portrait in socks and a floral dress with an elephant head and a caption that says “I became the person I needed to be to survive. I can become the person I need be to thrive.”]

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Shoutout to Theon Greyjoy for being possibly the only character with a redemption arc TO DIE WITH HIS ARC INTACT

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Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

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if it ain’t me

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all of henry viii’s wives deserved better. their husband was a piece of shit and most of them have been made to look like whores or bitches when in reality most of them were in pressured into marry him and suffered abuse at the hands of a monster who was willing to murder and destroy the lives of women he supposedly loved simply to get what he wanted

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every fucking day on this website you absolute cretins attack me in some awful way i never expected