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this is so amazing

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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I am Nigerian pygmy goat I am willing to be adabted and I can travel in a boat but my request is good food and lovely feeling and thought

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pet cemetery in yorkshire. it was the biggest stone in the lot 🐁

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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DONATE TO THE SAMEER PROJECT 🕊️

Mosab Emad Ali, part of the heart of the Sameer Project, was also martyred recently. The organizers could use all the support they can get right now.

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"urinal #9"

Alexei Biryukoff

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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Miss Unsafe Brakes from the 1939 Chicago Auto Show

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“I see the player piano as the grandfather of the computer, the ancestor of the entire nightmare we live in, the birth of the binary world where there is no option other than yes or no and where there is no refuge.”

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René Magritte - "The Celestial Muscles" (1927)

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NEVER MIND ELECTRICITY IS BACK YAY

okay so now my power will be back on by 11 pm on monday? u mean this monday??

this monday right here???

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haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: CYBER SEX Verdict: ACCEPTED