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so true babes

Deadpool is the Mysterion of the MCU I don’t make the rules

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Thinking how it's funny that in a way Kenny's had like multiple "face reveals" and pretty much pulled the "HOLY SHIT feels like the first time " factor every time like it's the first time we've ever seen his face even though we've again seen it multiple times. XD

Like of course the true very first time we get a full on reveal of Kenny's face is the still legendary "Good Bye, you guys." scene in the movie. But then fast forward some years after Mysterion shows up out of nowhere and for awhile we the audience don't know who is even by the end of his first episode but SURPRISE in "Mysterion Rises" his mask is "revealed" and HOLY SHIT IT'S KENNY! Another "face reveal". And even now when the immortal boi's golden hair just shows up it's again like he's had another face reveal and we react like we've never seen his face before. Esp the DikinBaus episode where Kenny just straight up showed up unhooded out of fucking nowhere and literally drove us fans NUTS. There are other examples too but that one was one of the best imo. XD

Perhaps Kenny really is indeed too powerful for this world. I swear only he could pull off face reveals more than once and still give us that true SURPRISE! feel. XD

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Kenny is so ripe for the "came back wrong" trope and I hope writers/artists utilize this every day.

Kenny comes back with scars and bruises and missing teeth and dried blood only he can see. Imagine that.

Conversely, though. Kenny comes back good as new everytime. Imagine that. All that's there is phantom pain and flashes of what happened. And there's no physical explanation for the constant pain and exhaustion. There's nothing really broken so he doesn't know why he feels like so many pieces are missing.

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Mysterion woah ❓

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You are so real and so right and I’m mad i didn’t notice it

i understand why people draw bunny with butters as barbie and kenny as ken, on account of the whole ken thing and they’re both blonde, but the issue is that in terms of the barbie and ken dynamic you Know that kenny is barbie and butters is ken. ESPECIALLY within the context of the movie

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I love him so much he is my son 😭😭

One thing i think many people miss from the Mysterion trilogy is that Kenny's tragedy isn't he is costantly dying but the fact his friends never remember it, he says "it fucking hurts" but the real pain comes from anyone just not understanding his pain

Kenny has always been more than willing to die for his friends, he is extremely self-sacrificial for their sake ever since he died in s1's finale so Cartman could discover who is dad is, in Kenny Dies, he accepts death rather quickly, what he really wants is having his friends near him his last days and his last thoughts are about Stan missing

Kenny doesn't just loves his friends, he lives for them, existence is only worth living if they are with him and that's why he is so pissed off when his friends forget every time, he can accept that he lives and dies costantly, he can accept his deaths have no meaning to him, but he cannot accept when they have no meaning to people he loves the most

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Teen!Kenny and Kyle

So, basically Kenny became interested in getting good grades when he came to more advanced courses. He and Kyle usually study together

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If Cartman watched South Park he’d think he was Craig and Clyde. He’d see a calm, stoic, slight asshole and say “That’s totally me. I’m so cool, especially when I’m an ass.” But he’d think he was also super cool, in a letterman jacket, and with a hot girlfriend. But he would disown Craig’s sexuality and Clyde’s crybaby-ness

If Stan watched South Park, he would also think he was Craig, but because of Craig’s consistent “idgaf” attitude. He would ignore the sexuality of the character (but he probably shouldn’t)

If Kyle watched South Park, he’d probably think he was Kyle. But that’s boring so I’m going to say Kenny. He’d relate to his being picked on but also he cares for his little brother like Kenny and Karen. Also, constantly being murdered and then just kinda shaking it off seems like something he would say “mood.” To every time it happened. Everyone hates him for it and wishes he would just watch the show.

If Kenny watched South Park he’d probably think he was Tweek. Okay hear me out, but he’s probably pretty paranoid even if he isn’t outwardly freaking out most of the time. He probably (reasonably) feels like he’s going to die most of the time. Also it’s really fun to watch a meth addicted ten year old lose his shit and go “me”

If Butters watched South Park he’d probably think he was Dougie. But specifically General Disarray. He thinks that he’s the sidekick to the world’s greatest supervillain. But Butters gets picked on sometimes and is just a little Twerp. Just like Dougie. Modern Butters may see himself more as Cartman, but if I took the average Butters from the whole show, he’d be Dougie.

If Craig watched he’d think he was Craig. I know this is boring but Craig is super self aware and knows exactly how he looks to other people. If I had to pick someone else he’d relate too I guess I would pick, uhhhh, Shelly? Because he’s an asshole older sibling who is secretly cool as hell. His older sibling role isn’t important in the show, but if he was a real person it would be something that he would think about more.

If Clyde watched South Park he would probably think he was either Craig or To(l)k(i)en. It depends on how self aware he is. If he isn’t sure of how much of a bitch he is, than he’s Craig. An awesome, uncaring asshole with a bitchy blond partner. If he’s more self-aware (which he probably isn’t) then he’s To(l)k(i)en. A little bit off a pussy (this is based off “Here Comes the Neighborhood”) with a regular girlfriend.

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waiting out the winter storm

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i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

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me with south park

don’t think i can call it a hyperfixation anymore fam im afraid im just long term insane about this piece of media

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My thoughts on a South Park/PJO crossover au I will never write.

Okay so our main 4 boys are all demigods! Whooooaaahhhh! but if this is so, who are they’re godly parents? Well let me tell you.

Kyle - Athena

Now you may be saying, “boooo! basic! of couse you put the smart character in the smart cabin booo!” And you’d be right I did. But for more than just smart kid = smart cabin. Athena is the goddess of wisdom yes, and battle strategy. Athena kids are known not just for being smart, but also for being incredible strategists and problem solvers. They also tend to be rather stubborn. Kyle would fit right in! He’s overall a smart, rational kid, and there are multiple instances of him coming up with great, functional plans (Free Willzyx and La Petit Tourette for example).

Cartman - Nemesis

If you’ve read the books, you probably know who Nemesis is. If not, Nemesis is the goddess of revenge. Now here’s my fun reasoning. So they all get to camp and everyone, Cartman included, thinks he’ll be the son of Ares because he’s mean and Ares and Athena have beef but then BAM no its Nemesis! And Cartman would be all mad because there’s NO WAY his godly parent is a MINOR goddess! But like, it fits. Now if you’ve seen South Park then you know Cartman only has a mom. Then how does he have a goddess parent? Because it was proven his mom is actually his dad. THEREFORE ITS LITERALLY PERFECT AND IM A GENIUS.

Kenny - Thanatos

Hear me out! I know Thanatos doesn’t have any canon kids or even a cabin at camp. But disregarding the Cthulhu thing for greek demigods, it could explain his superowers/curse! “Well why not Hades?” you say. Because Hades is the god of the dead, NOT the god of death and therefore cannot bring people back from the dead. However there’s never been a child of Thanatos and thus there’s no precedent for the kind of abilities his children may have. Making him the perfect candidate to have a child like Kenny.

Stan - ???

Stan I’m unsure of, to be honest. I could go the easy way out and say Dionysus the god of wine and theater. But he’s so obviously Randy’s son I feel like his godly parent would be his mother. I could say Demeter, which is where he gets his love for animals and animal rights and saving the Earth. (See Fun with Veal and Whale Whores) Or I could say Tyche goddess of luck for the irony of his bad luck in newer episodes. Or I could say Nike goddess of victory and lean more into his sporty football side. I don’t know.

Ooh! I’ll make it a poll!!

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hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes

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Kenny Rant

This got really long. I’m sorry.

I wanna talk about Kenny because he’s my favourite. And he’s a silly little guy. I may be projecting a teensy bit but Im just going to scream into the void and you can listen if you want.

Kenny is Cartman’s best friend. Kenny is Butters’ best friend. These can coexist.

Kenny is not saving Butters from Cartman. 2 Reasons:

1. Butters is not an uwu boi who needs protecting. He’s an asshole who’s a little too trusting sometimes.

2. Kenny is not some flirty strong dude-bro. He’s an asshole and a quiet kid who’s just happy to be included.

That’s not to say that I don’t ship Bunny. I do (sue me). but more like a teacher who seats two kids next to each other because they’d be cute together, than as an actual canon ship.

Another thing real quick is Kenjorine. I do wish people would give Marjorine more of Butters’ personality, but someone’s take was that in the episode “Marjorine” Butters never wanted to be Marjorine, therefore she’s just used as a love interest for Kenny, is objectively wrong. Yes Marjorine was Cartman’s idea. Yes Butters was hesitant. But no one can deny how happy Butters looked as Marjorine and the fun she had. Is Marjorine hyperfeminized? Yes absolutely, and it is annoying. But headcanons are okay! Transfem Butters who goes by Marjorine, Genderfluid Butters who can go by Marjorine, etc, yes go for it! But claiming Marjorine is NOT Butters and JUST a love interest for Kenny? :/ Its all fun and games here. Let people have fun and games.

Anyway, back to Kenny because no one understands him like I do.😔

(again, yelling into the void these are my opinions. you can characterize him however you want he’s not real)

KENNY IS NOT A FLIRTY WHORE. He is kind of a pervert who probably had unrestricted internet access and found porn waaaaayyyy to early. But that does not mean he’s a total slut who will sleep around with anyone and everyone. On a similar note, he’s also not mr. popular either. He’s a quiet kid. He doesn’t talk a lot and often fades into the background. He enjoys hanging out with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. I can only think of one time he willing chose not to hangout with Cartman. He enjoys it! He loves going along with they’re crazy shenanigans! He loves to be included. Because if he’s not included, he’s forgotten about. He dies all the time and no one remembers. He misses out on so much. I’m sure he feels really left out sometimes. (If you like the someone remembers headcanon), does anyone ever catch him up on what happened after he dies?

Imma leave that question there and move on. Kenny is obviously a wonderful brother who cares deeply about his family. However I really wish the show touched more on his relationship with Kevin. Do they bond over shared trauma? Or grow apart because of how similar Kevin is to their father? I like to think that they’re close. But they likely aren’t.

Slight switch. Another characterization I see a lot is that Kenny is a crackhead or similar. I really don’t think Kenny would do a lot of drugs. He lived in a household that had a meth lab in the back yard and his parents were almost always drunk or high. I don’t think he would want that for himself. I know there’s that one episode where he gets high on cat piss and daffodils or something. That’s there. It exists. I know. I would like to think he would have some character development between 8 years old and the typical 16-21 years he’s usually aged up to. I don’t know though, it was never mentioned again. You’re entitled to your own opinion but I just don’t think he’d stick with it.

I think imma stop here. Theres more I could say and I could probably make a whole other post on Mysterion alone but I’ll only do that if it’s asked for.

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maybe it’s a dumb hill to die on but kenny and butters like to hang out with cartman. their relationship may be toxic, may be not good for them, may be harmful, but they fucking enjoy it anyway. it’s not like cartman forces them or tricks them into engaging in whatever the fuck he’s up to today. it’s not like kenny and butters cry their eyes out every night because they will have to hang out with cartman the other day. they find cartman fun, they find him entertaining and interesting. is it a good sterile relationship that benefits every side? no, of course not. it’s, you know, fucking complicated?