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what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

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i swear there was a image similar to this but i can't find it :( anyways this is what it feels like when you try to court shane

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See people this is why we can't have nice things

you know with grian having a tie for his permit office outfit it would only be right for someone to use it to angrily pull him closer while they demand he does his job

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NORMAL. ABOUT. THIS.

i find it very funny that people keep saying that grian is going against his rebellion rule by working for the government (not necessarily incorrect) and that the dhp is going to incite a revolt because the dhp is Different from previous governing forces in that the only control grian is excising over the other hermits its annoying them as much as possible (which he does regardless).

like. hermits love corruption. they love running corrupted governments and then dismantling them violently for fun. the dhp isnt necessarily Not Corrupt, but its Not Not Corrupt either. grian gets no profits out of this. he tries to avoid doing his job in every way possible but he still ends up doing it. the dhp is just here to rectify any mistakes made during the initial hermit permit set up and help people with their permit problems.

the dhp is meant to be as soul sucking as possible, but it does still help in the end (if you can actually get grian to cooperate). He'll Do This For You, but he Won't Be Happy About It. his sole payment is how crazy it all drives you.

and while this is not NOT an unrevoltable offense (the hermits have certainly rebelled for less), this also doesnt show any outright corruption other than whatever you'd call a depressed looking man working customer service who hates you for making him do his job. which i dont think really counts. thats just what customer service does to you.

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I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS I

Absolutely loving Joel kidnapping a civil servant at knifepoint to file paperwork.

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Love it

“So first of all thank you for the invite to this freak show, I am just left handed.” -Keralis

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

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I need to see this written

au where everyone is a Creature except grian and he's a hard-core skeptic

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Exactly!! You get it

vampires must find it odd/annoying that humans portray them as dark shadowy figures of the night, because like. vampires have night vision. to them, their shadowy candle-lit castle is basically lit up with ultra high lumen LED bulbs. a dark moonless night is in fact quite comfortable--no need to wear sunglasses like on annoyingly bright (aka gibbous moon) evenings. their vision is so good they basically never perceive a human's version of "darkness" except when they're tucked up nice and cosy in their coffins. everything but pitch black is bright to a vampire, they barely have a concept of shadows. not like those weirdo humans who are constantly getting spooked by their own bad eyesight

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I've seen so much skulk-infected Grian and it's SO good I love it but every time I see it I think of the fact that skulk only spreads via things dying. so Grian would have to be dying for skulk to spread on him. And it simultaneously punches me in the throat and makes me go >:D

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This is a Mumbo Scar gem fusion. I love him

remembered scar's camera account god awful skin and decided to make him carry every disease known to man

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Hah nice

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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Oops, right in between the silly posts hahahh...

😐

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Yeah im stealing this. Have a 🥠 in trade

Between Jellie the ravager, the Jellie pandas, and you know actual cat Jellie, I’m just going to go ahead and headcanon that Jellie is either a shapeshifter or an eldritch creature of some kind or maybe both

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Wings hurty

another floor grian but this time he's sad about it

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staring

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