yo i'm remy 35/trans dude/str8 outta gay hell i like hot dudes, the colour orange and fishies
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brain: hey u should act on this impulse that might have bad consequences
me: why
brain: You Gotta
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If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.
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Great white shark by Alastair Pollock on Flickr ☛ http://flic.kr/p/vgyXuk
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I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking
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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
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the signs as the first 12 things i got on an aesthetic generator
aries: marine rave
taurus: weed grunge
gemini: space hipster
cancer: retro crab
leo: ethereal spirit
virgo: witch witch
libra: gem lolita
scorpio: superwholock squid
sagittarius: gothic bro
capricorn: beach emo
aquarius: vintage alien
pisces: aquatic priest
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I hate living in Texas.
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