assassinschaoticcreed
assassinschaoticcreed
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you can't spell assassins without ass, sass and sin - Ezio Auditore, all 3 versions. Desmond is tired. Altaïr Ibn-LaʼAhad doesn't approve. Connor Kenway judges and hates in peace. Arno Dorian will not hesitate to sass or roast you. Edward Kenway and Jacob Frye are busy drinking rn leave a message after the beep. asks:[open]
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assassinschaoticcreed · 1 month ago
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I am so sorry omg
I have been MIA for so long and I apologize. lots of stuff has been going on and college spring semester ends this Friday for me so I will be more free. upcoming content;
for the friendships I asked that you guys would like to see, in order with the most votes was:
1. Arno & Connor
2. Arno & Ezio
3. Arno & Jacob
4. Arno & Altaïr
5. Edward & Jacob
so i will be making more posts (and videos/answering asks) of these friendships (and obviously any other asks you guys have). I've got a couple of the story things in mind for those who said they'd like to see those 👏
thank you for sticking around, and all the new followers I've gained
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assassinschaoticcreed · 2 months ago
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Here me out, ezio finally has enough of Jacob crap and always ruining his food so ezio decided to burn all of Jacob tea (you know, since he's British and all)
honestly to me Jacob doesn't seem much like a tea drinker, but for the purpose of this ask he loves tea.
Ezio:
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Jacob:
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Ezio:
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Jacob:
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Desmond, confused af:
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assassinschaoticcreed · 2 months ago
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Indo:Connor, gw mau nanya ke lo, gimana caranya lo bisa bahasa Indonesia, padahal lo aslinya dari Amerika, apakah lo kerja di Indo?
Eng:Connor, I want to ask you, how can you speak Indonesian, even though you are originally from America, do you work in Indonesia?
Sekian, nuhun<D
Connor:
simple; Arno and Altaïr.
both are very helpful and patient, not to mention knowledgeable.
too busy trying to chase down Charles Lee to be anywhere else.
Arno & Altaïr:
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assassinschaoticcreed · 2 months ago
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Hope it’s okay to ask another one
It’s a freezing December evening and not a single person is outside. Arno is in his room inside the cafe, blanket wrapped around him, a warm cup of coffee and some delicious dark chocolate to snack on. He has a few books next to him. What types would he read?
believe it or not, i think Arno would be into true crime, no one can change my mind.
Unity:
Poetry, Gothic Novels, Philosophy.
Modern Day:
True Crime, Mystery, Historical Fiction, Fantasy.
I don't believe Arno (per popular opinion) would be much into Romance Novels or things such as that. I think he'd do that more for movies or shows sometimes. since when reading you immerse yourself into that book, I feel like romance novels wouldn't be his thing, but that's just me.
side note; you can do as many asks as you'd like
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assassinschaoticcreed · 2 months ago
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The Easter Egg of Eden
Happy Easter 🎉
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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we get this again 🥺❤️
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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y'all i was scrolling through FB and seen this, I needed to share it. I ordered a Domino's pizza right after I saw this. shout out to Domino's for this gold.
if anyone makes a story or anything to do with Desmond and Domino's pizza, pls tag me lol
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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I accidentally miss clicked but Jacob and Edward would be very entertaining together. We also need more ezio and Desmond time also.
Jacob and Arno would also be entertaining and when those two are together, unfortunate events unfolds.
unfortunate events indeed. rip Arno and the last of his sanity. Ezio & Desmond fun and nightmares. Edward & Jacob shenanigans 👏
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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We need more Arno moments either with ezio, Desmond, or Jacob 👏
Arno's view of said 3
✨️Bestie✨️
✨️Sunshine Boy✨️
💀unfortunate events💀
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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oh ho? we have a hide out build? I hope it's worthy 🤞
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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I hope this was meant in a good way 🥲
I see them as best friends, no one can change my mind 👏
Imagine this. Charles Dorian and Giovanni Auditore thought it would be a good idea to bring their sons together in a mission. Worst idea they have ever made as those two are like children that can't separate each other when they are together lol
not just that. these two could not stop laughing. they are like the two best friends that teachers have to seperate or send out into the hall. rip to the mission 🙏
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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Who's more of a lightweight? Arno, Jacob or Edward?
aw man. I mean modern day boys i see Arno as a wine drinker more than anything, then Edward & Jacob beer drinkers. and wine contains more alcohol than beer so Arno would get drunk faster than Edward and Jacob. but I feel like Edward would out drink both Arno and Jacob, by how much? no clue, but i just see him having a high tolerance to alcohol.
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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Imagine this. Charles Dorian and Giovanni Auditore thought it would be a good idea to bring their sons together in a mission. Worst idea they have ever made as those two are like children that can't separate each other when they are together lol
not just that. these two could not stop laughing. they are like the two best friends that teachers have to seperate or send out into the hall. rip to the mission 🙏
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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Your blog genuinely never fails to make me smile so hard my face hurts.
That said, opinion on FrenchFryes and/or Fryenert? For this version of the Ass-sass-sins anyways.
Is... is that how you pronounce it?
*muffled wheezing* Yeah, yeah it is
I'm so glad you smile and get entertainment out of my random thoughts 🥺💙 I've never romantically shipped the assassins together, but I just have this feeling Arno would not tolerate half the shit Jacob does 😂 i guess I've always shipped them like brotherly, if that makes sense? but I don't hate or bash on anyone's ships! everyone's entitled to their thoughts and opinions, I don't really bring up ships because there are people who get throughly upset if they see a ship they don't like and then arguments and such ensue so I don't get into that stuff.
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assassinschaoticcreed · 4 months ago
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run Ezio-
Desmond & Arno laugh at this constantly
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