assassinscreedismylifenow
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Yep This Is My Life Now
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 5 years ago
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 5 years ago
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I just wanted to say that is * chef kiss* ✨ I M M A C U L A T E✨
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You can probably guess how Jacob got himself in to this one. 😂
He can’t refuse those puppy eyes.
@nemo-my-name-forevermore
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 5 years ago
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Tbh, this is so fu&king true
There are two types of assassin's creed fans
1. The ones who enjoy odyssey
And 2. The ones who realize it's not a real fucking assassins creed game, just because you slap the AC name on it doesn't make it an AC game you can't even hide in haystacks and theres no fuckin hidden blade whats the point I want a real game with templars and accuurate history not this bullshit wtf they could've given Connor the sequel he deserves instead they made this shit??
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 5 years ago
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Ok......hear me out. I’ve had this little thought in my head for a while now.The whole thing is about, “ what if Connor has a twin sister and brother”? But there is a twist to this! One on the twins has Vitiligo, it’s when a person has large or small white spots on there skin, and the other twins has either Heterochromia or albinism.
The sister would be the quietest one out of all of them, the twin brother would be the polar opposite of Connor, like he LOVES hugs, and Connors face would have even more Freckles than before. Just a little thought, probably would think of a name for the twins.
But Haythams reaction is the BEST part to me! He wouldn’t even be worried if his daughter or son has albinism, he would just fucking flip his shit knowing he has three kids. 👏🏽That👏🏽 are👏🏽 triplets👏🏽!
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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(Y/n) watching they life choices and more being added on come back at them after joining forces with the kenways
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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(Y/n) watching the Frye twins roast each other while the in the corner
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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Connor: (crying) YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME
Charles: ( confused while trying to have dinner with his 6,000,000,000,000 Pomeranians)
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just in case y’all are wondering what i’ve been up to these days
3D models extracted by milance941 on DeviantArt
CAPTION THIS
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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Reblog if you love Jacob Frye.
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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What a doot doot?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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Wtf is wrong with society these day!
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Why are we silent???
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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I can not believe we made this a thing now 😂😂
I present the 3 major ‘cults’ relative to this blog:
The cult of kosmos, a bunch of freaks in emoji masks trying to recruit Alexios
The order of ancients, which is really a bunch of PTA parents at khemu’s school that bayek and aya can’t stand
The apple cult, a massive following of  and devotion to the schools mascot
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assassinscreedismylifenow · 6 years ago
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Imagine.....
You were an undercover for a secret organization, for your next mission you were to find haytham kenway and Connor kenway and help them in finding the apple . But instead you found yourself pulling both of there ears every time they start fight to make them stop.
Haytham: why must you always pull so hard (y/n)
(Y/n): you two were fight over a bottle.....A FUCKING BOTTLE!
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