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first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

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i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

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Just to prove he can. (via elinmeat)

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remember the Smells Like Ass gif

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Pics that make you let out a gutteral sound of disgust

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*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

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they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist

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Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn’t even try to fight back because that’s literally the closest thing to a hug I’ve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved

anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming

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Meet Coby the cat. I think his eyes are brightest of all the colors.

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Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

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Where can I buy her album tho

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I want my husband to have this accent

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