assistant-tadashi

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i dont even know what to say at this point

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….Damn. Making it on the news n’ everything. Steal a bike next time and I’ll pay good money for it.

@henchmen4hiresmiley

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… w h a t

Okay but... are you pregnant?

yup. super duper. giving birth as i type.

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I dunno. But my office is always open if needed, West. Building with red roses everywhere, you’ll know it when you see it.

Dude this city sucks so bad why’d I come here

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Don’t forget that preening is a thing. And shedding. Know you have an assistant if needed over here.

These wings hurt like hell holy shit

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU'RE A MARVEL ROLEPLAY BLOG

This includes Multimuses with Marvel characters! Personal blogs please do not share, this is for roleplay specific blog please and thank you!

Ideally please put muse names and sources (IE. Steve Rogers/616/headcanon) in the tags to help people find characters they want to interact with when looking through the reblogs! OCs welcome to reblog - just specify 'OC' in the tags, maybe something along the lines of 'shield agent', 'Guardian of the Galaxy', 'Mutant', etc. if you'd like to add additional info!

[assistant-tadashi]

I agree kid you can do so much better.

“Blastwaveee!!!!”

They whack him again, pouting

“I wanna be your sidekick!!!!”

no. I dont do sidekicks

Also Being a sidekick to a Z-lister is just The Worsest Idea

[assistant-tadashi]

Meeehhhhh why not

It’s Floppy 💾 here. Crashing at Professor’s place because rent is going up. I like this reality. Very domestic, very cute.

@professor-james-buchanan-barnes ‘s infamous and whimsical gay TA. Yes, I do still go through his inbox. Yes, I do see all of your horny messages. Yes, I basically moved in with him because he has a cute cat.

Cheers 🍷

Debating wether or not I should out myself to one of my coworkers as their anons…

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Debating wether or not I should out myself to one of my coworkers as their anons…

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I personally enjoy my men with a bit of bandages and a promise to live before I call them hot.

…

Happy pride month

okay but would I look hot trembling, injured and covered in the blood of my enemies or is that just for men?

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SKYLER. YOU’RE DISRUPTING THE DATA STOP.

*Tadashi frantically gesturing for Skyler to stop breaking the fourth wall*

Hi! My name is Skyler. I’m with OCPS (Original Character Protective Services) and we got a tip that your OC may be being treated poorly. Do you mind if I come in?

( Herman just Looks at You With The most WTF look hes Face Can make)

Eh?!

The el Ya ON About!?

Ya sound more Mad Then psycho pirate

[assistant-tadashi]

There are bigger things than being a disgraced judge. Like apples on pizza.

Did you really think he was going to bring you a mouse?

well excuse me for not realizing my boyfriend who was turned into a cat was bringing me cash

i temporarily forgot that that cat was my boyfriend

[assistant-tadashi]

I’ll bring tea then. And you’re not the only one. Simply the one I had found when I was flipping through the files of the database.

Did you really think he was going to bring you a mouse?

well excuse me for not realizing my boyfriend who was turned into a cat was bringing me cash

i temporarily forgot that that cat was my boyfriend

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Me after remembering I have no boss and the only reason I’m even offering myself as an assistant across multiple universes is to forget the dread of being useless with my ability to travel the various realities:

[assistant-tadashi]

Just bored, you have nothing to worry about. Carry on with your meowing companion

Did you really think he was going to bring you a mouse?

well excuse me for not realizing my boyfriend who was turned into a cat was bringing me cash

i temporarily forgot that that cat was my boyfriend

[assistant-tadashi]

Apologies, former TVA worker. I’m just an assistant of the inter dimensional database don’t mind me.

Did you really think he was going to bring you a mouse?

well excuse me for not realizing my boyfriend who was turned into a cat was bringing me cash

i temporarily forgot that that cat was my boyfriend

[assistant-tadashi]

…

Gods, I knew finding a TVA worker was going to be entertaining. I needed a rest from paperwork on the database anyways.

Did you really think he was going to bring you a mouse?

well excuse me for not realizing my boyfriend who was turned into a cat was bringing me cash

i temporarily forgot that that cat was my boyfriend