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Me: I’m pan romantic, gender doesn’t really matter to me.

Also Me To Me: If you date a cis man, you lose

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So idk if anyone else has thought about this, but I was thinking about how weird it is to think Talos isn’t real since you get a blessing when you pray at his shrine; However, the blessing you get is a reduced shout cooldown, which would only affect people who use the voice (like Ulfric Stormcloak, perhaps?), so for most people they wouldn’t get an effect. Thoughts?

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Sometimes I think my life is boring/relatively normal, but then I remember in middle school I played Hatsune Miku in a student-made play about the song Hotel California.

My highschool cooking class also got the world record for the worlds longest garlic bread and I got to eat some of it :)

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Snek

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There’s actually at least two, one being Harley Quinn and the other being Purple Harley Quinn (Punchline)

So am I supposed to pretend batman has the coolest most awesome villains when there's a guy named the joker and a guy named the riddler and they're just the same fucking guy

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Me, reentering my Skyrim hyperfixation:

“Hey can I get uhh History of the entire Nirn, I guess?”

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This has to be the best post in the milky way

mmmmmmmilk duds

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Wheatley says trans rights

wheatley says something

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I need a Skyrim mod pack that turns the voice lines of Clavicus vile and Barbas into Shaggy and Scooby doo respectively.

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Just realized Normal Healthy Adults get up before noon??? Not happy about this.

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Shoutout to people who put the

Gay in gamer

Fun in funeral

And

Taxi in taxidermy