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florence welch: forest goddess, queen of the fae
hozier: florence's son with a mortal woodcutter, trapped between the mortal realm and the fae realm
lorde: dark entity summoned by victorian occultists
lady gaga: diva possessed by the spirit of a modern art exhibit
beyonce and solange: the sun and the moon
kanye west: protagonist of an epic greek tragedy
lana del rey: met the devil at the crossroads and sucked his dick
carly rae jepsen: a mortal, but we don't deserve her
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Quiet room.
Everyone else:
Me:
My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ
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We all have souls of different ages.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via pre-party)
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so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
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