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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
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guys,,, ive been locked out of this acc for a year and moved accs... @dallyvally
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happy Thursday the 20th
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Encounter: Wild Catloaf!

“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”



“AAH FUCK”
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why does the coke freestyle app look like dave strider is talking to you
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All aces and aros are a part of the LGBT community.
“But–”
all of them
“but what if–”
all of them
“but they don’t–”
a l l o f t h e m
-sincerely, a pan trans woman who is neither
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“You don’t have a high enough IQ to understand Rick and Morty,” except it’s “you don’t have a high enough credit score to understand capitalism.”
- Rothbard
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Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
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“Kim Kardashian-West has more compassion and common sense than the President of the United States of America” is a sentence you can actually say.
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@tumblr gays
reblog this with a fictional character you’d date instantly if they were real
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