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this is my boyfriend gale. and this is his boyfriend astarion. and this is his boyfriend wyll, and this is his girlfriend karlach, and this is her girlfriend shadowheart, and this is her girlfriend lae’zel. and this is withers.

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*opens Baldurs Gate 3*

Baldurs Gate 3:

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Ah, but he is a beautiful creature 🩸🦇

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I suddenly remembered that I can draw anything I want so here is Astarion wearing traditional Ukrainian clothing 🫡

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He approves, alright?

(Born out of discussion whether or not Astarion would support abortion, but I feel like it has wider application)

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My problem with Wyll is that I don't really stick with positive characters, but he's very handsome and deserves more art

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old wips i probably wont get back into

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So who's gonna be the first for a kiss under the mistletoe? 😘

Merry Christmas!

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Night Orchids

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Lae'zel after she's aggressively fucked you multiple times and has licked every inch of your body

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💧🌿 Lovely commission I got from @pauvre-lola

Someone is getting impatient with prayers at the water’s edge taking too long 😅 Guess he has to collect the kiss tax himself 💙

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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Skill Swap 2 [Previous]

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Celebrating one of the pillars of this relationship

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Idk maybe shar was on to tomething thats all im saying

Small bonus:

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Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

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bg3 companions' responses to "I want a baby"