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let's stare lovingly at mama

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Let’s scream with mama

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🪻🪻I teared up a bit with his spring card, I love fishie so much, he is everything I want 🪻🪻

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

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my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.

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if not friend why friend sha—

never mind

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WAAAAR IS OVEEEER

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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That's his dumpling he claimed it

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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The head of a statue of Lenin just chillin in a parking lot

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Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

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BIG CATS (2018) + Rusty Spotted Cat