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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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made a batch of discord emotes!!! these are free to use, reblog if you do!

(the last one i recommend using as a server sticker paired with the close up as the emote version)

bonus remakes of the cyberverse funeral livestream emotes:

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knowledge long forgotten

got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description

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knock knock

its ko sketchdump

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"I don't go here but" "I don't know who this is but" yeah you don't! It's my oc, he only exists in the depths of my brain! Now you can know him tho :D

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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

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Once again advertising my "Four's special interest is the Chosen Hero legend" agenda

Bro probably had a drawing/painting or smth of the Chosen Hero in his room like a preteen has a boyband poster cuz he's a nerrrrrrd

During minish cap, lil baby Four goes home and just

Poor kid needs his emotional support historical figure

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everyone loves dapper you have to crawl but no one even MENTIONS voice cracking holding back tears out of breath literally can hear his heart still racing in his voice Okay its not your fault, its not your fault, i should've been a little bit more careful. we're kind of vulnerable right now, okay? it's not your fault.

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A brief refresh from my AU so I draw Soundwave being an old dad (love him sm)

Based on this

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i love it when moths are shaped like this and rthen you get them in a glass to let them outside and you see them from underneath and they look like this

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Dog

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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time