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Farewell online privacy

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Guys, the only way you can counter the pm seymour curse is by actively wanting him to reply to your posts and having a pre-orchestrated plan/quip in case he does

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the only situation where you can unironically tip your hat and say 𝒎'𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒚 is if you were leading your lady to your carriage going to the annual gala while you were wearing a full tailcoat and tophat in the 19th century

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Don't mind me just emptying out my drafts

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The two parallels of getting rejected from art school:

Hitler and Wikihow artist

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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You know what I mean

Has anyone ever played a D&D campaign with a bard modeled after Cacophonix from Asterix?

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You know what I mean

Has anyone ever played a D&D campaign with a bard modeled after Cacophonix from Asterix?

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I'd rather play with obelix as a monk

Has anyone ever played a D&D campaign with a bard modeled after Cacophonix from Asterix?

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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*like borat* MAI LAIFE

When the villain rises, that other superheroes can't defeat, they send for you, their last hope. Your superpower? You make anyone or any situation feel super uncomfortable and awkward. You can´t even control it. It just happens.

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Nevada?

What kind of biome would your blog be?

There's a small Hawaiian island the US military likes to test nuclear bombs in. That.

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HE'S A DIRTY ROMAN GET HIM BOYS

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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fuck it, at this point im just gonna buy myself a cupcake anytime my shit parents misgender me