asteroidarsonist

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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my wet lump

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everyone has to constantly unlearn misogyny dipshit it came free with living in the fucking patriarchy

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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He's picking fights with worm puppets now

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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at this point angry bigot gamer boys are living in fully alternate realities constructed in their discord servers because I just saw a guy on Twitter say with oooonnneee hundred percent sincerity “they mean it when they say go woke, go broke. that’s why baldur’s gate 3 flopped” & a bunch of his followers were agreeing with him.

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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

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Can I curl up on your chest like a kitty cat or do you hate me

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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A kanaya for all the gays

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I know I’m not the first person to say this but fandom’s seeming need to shove any character dynamic into some kind of familial role (siblings, father-son, mother-daughter etc) increasingly feels just as stifling and dismissive of platonic love as making every relationship romantic does.

I dunno man do you view all of your close friends as siblings cause I sure don’t. and I definitely don’t think of them as parents