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Levi as a Dad to Teenagers

Dadvi x Reader

Any AU, he has an older daughter and a younger son

My Father's Day special to the dad who stepped up!!!!

For the longest time, Levi thought that he would be the most comfortable with the teenager stage of parenthood.

After all, he was always around teenagers (like his team), and thought that he would know how to handle them the most.

He loved his kids fiercely regardless of age, but troublesome twos or the onset of pre-adolescence were brand new experiences.

Teens (better) take directions more easily, and Levi can begin to treat them like adults.

He just never thought that he'd feel so...sad once they became teens. Although he would never show it on his face.

To start, there is no such thing as gender roles for Levi. He treats his son and his daughter equally. They both learn how to fight, and when Levi has to go out picking dandelions for his tea, he takes both of his kids.

And cleaning is not a "woman's job," he'd kick anyone's ass if they think otherwise.

The only thing that might be "unfair" is that his daughter gets more allowance specifically to be used on feminine products.

And the Ackermans are such man-haters!!! Your son hates them too!!

Levi is always going on and on about how men ain't shit, his mom's experience with men, and how Kenny was.

It's such a relief when his daughter starts to date women (she's bi), but horrifying when his son comes out as gay.

Wait until Levi figures out that lesbian relationships are just as or more toxic.

Of course, he doesn't care that his son is gay, but get ready for his talk about how most men can't be trusted!!!

Levi is an advocate that everyone should be free to make their own choices, and it's none of his business what they do. As long as it's a choice they don't regret.

However, he never admits that his heart gets a little bit broken once his kids drift further and further away as they become teenagers.

Ever since his kids were born, your entire family volunteers at a soup kitchen on almost every major holiday, and you take the morning of or the days around it to celebrate together.

However, when your son asks if he can go on a ski camping trip during Christmas time...

Levi wonders if his kids are finally leaving the nest. Never mind the fact that it's his birthday: he's an old man, birthdays don't phase him, but his son is asking if he could spend time with his friends rather than with his family on such a major occasion.

He'd answer with something snarky at first, What, the first couple of years living in tents after the Rumbling wasn't enough? Now you want to sleep in a tent on purpose? but when his son doesn't back off with a chuckle, he turns to you.

You love your kids dearly, that's true, but Levi thinks that you were ready to let go a lot earlier than he was. You don't love as intensely as an Ackerman.

"So?" you ask your son. "You want to go on your ski trip when your family is volunteering. What are you going to do?" you ask, staring him down.

You wait for his response, and you're satisfied (and you think he passes the test when your son says he'll volunteer for two weeks before and after), but Levi feels a bit betrayed. He hoped you'd be the one to put your foot down.

He doesn't think his kids would ever be anything but the little girl and boy in his head, small enough to fit in his arms.

But now they're taller than him, and beginning to grow older than the people he's lost in the past.

His birds are leaving the nest, and he has to accept it.

Next thing you know, he's taking your son and daughter out to get a suit, helping them choose dress shoes and how to polish them, and teaching them how to do their hair for professional settings.

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Reading the Attack on Titan manga is great cause you get some absolute gold lines from Levi like:

Literally the realest thing anyone has ever said in this entire series

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Veterans Appreciation Post [Ongoing]

No thoughts, simply Humanity's Tallest and Humanity's Smallest being deadly beyblades together, as Humanity's Strongest duo.

This is so strangely gold. Their pairing deserves more attention. They're literally brothers in arms.

Then Mike and Erwin's relationship:

The first name basis rather than usage of Erwin's title, the inexplicable trust in Mike's nose. Truly, it isn't that big of a deal, but we really should appreciate the veterans more.

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✰ | 苺野めりー★ [with written permission to repost, do not repost or remove source]

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Some of my favorite Levi paintings from this year

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more scrumptious art. credits to this lovely.

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Art by  maino_merry

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

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Dad!Levi x Parent!Reader

Modern!AU, you have two kids: an older daughter and a younger son

Imagine that you "assigned" everyone in your family a Sanrio character.

Of course, Levi was Badtz-Maru, and when your children were still young, on their first birthday, you placed several different Sanrio characters in front of them. Your daughter ended up crawling toward Kuromi, and several years later, when you had your son, he crawled toward Cinnamoroll.

This made it super easy for family and friends to pick out gifts for your kids, and you were able to give them consistently themed clothing or blankets throughout their childhood.

It made you so happy that even when they became teenagers, they still had love for their characters. Your daughter could swim in all of the Kuromi plushies she had in her bed, and your son had a small Cinnamoroll plush hanging off his school bag, one that he wiped down every day and deep-cleaned once a month (as taught by his father).

That's why, when Levi announced to the family that he had to go to Japan for a business trip, your kids immediately jumped toward him, clambering about getting the exclusive, Japan-only "Lolita Angel" Sanrio collection that just dropped.

Your daughter wanted the plushie and the ruffled tote, and your son wanted the keychain plush with any stationary item they had.

He'd act annoyed, but you all knew the truth.

He's booked almost down to the minute every day: meetings, conferences, team meals, it would've been so easy for him to say to his family that he had no time to go out and get toys.

Imagine Levi Ackerman, fresh out of a two-hour meeting, still in his suit and loafers, running through the train station to make it to the stupid Sanrio store before it closed.

Levi Ackerman, hair tousled from the run, in the cutesy, frilly store, looking around for the plushies his kids asked for.

When he finally found them, he'd gently pick up the Kuromi and Cinnamoroll plushies, and he'd just see his kids in them. (When he later had a meal with just Erwin and Hange, he'd take a picture of the stuffed toys sitting with his dinner plate and put it in the family group chat, saying that his "kids" are with him.)

He'd be picky about what plushie to get out of the pile, making sure all the stitching was neat, there was no stain, and the embroidery wasn't lopsided.

As a surprise, he'd pick up one for you too, and a Badtz-Maru "for him." (He knew that it would just end up going back to you anyway.)

When it was finally time for him to check out, the cashier would just see a grumpy-faced, middle-aged man standing before her. His basket would be filled to the brim with such adorable toys, stationery, and anything else he thought his family would like.

When she asks her customary "is it for him or is it a gift," he'd tell her that it's for his "brats" back home.

And when it's nearly time to fly back home, at airport security when they open up his carry-on, it's stuffed with only high-quality tea and Sanrio merchandise.

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try not to think about him fingering you challenged failed forever and ever

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He looks so broken I wanna FUC-I mean fix him

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eren giving himself a schizophrenic pep-talk about going thru with his plan while traumatizing reiner under the pretense of forgiving him🙂‍↕️

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source: wuyuan_FUJIE on X

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my sweet baby nerdmin

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