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Vintage windbreakers

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I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” 

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college classes arent for learning, theyre a place for you to take your chromebook and look at “cool wizard art desktop background″  on google images while ignoring the professor

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body goals: rotting in the ground

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requested by tobanon

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anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

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due to personal reasons i will become god

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ay ay ay im on vacation every single day because i love my occupation *is missing in the appalachian mountains*

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Don’t kill God if you aren’t going to eat Him and gain His powers. It’s just wasteful.

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Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

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Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass

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http://heir-to-the-diamond-throne.tumblr.com/post/152627197946/30-more-character-questions I want to talk about zo!!!! + some misc lore ideas.. bc they crop up

Can they sleep with a leg/arm dangling off the side of the bed?

no, he becomes a duvet burrito

What’s their favourite weird food combo?

he’s had a craving for raw meat since reviving but hasn’t acted on it, (lore wise? maybe some revivals get that bc they just crave the freshest dead food, rich in soulness)

When they sneeze do they cover their mouth, hold their nose, or do nothing?

last time he sneezed, he instinctively used his death hand and splattered a load of it across the fancy room he was in.... so he just doesn't use a hand at all anymore. he’ll turn away from someone or food tho

What was their favourite nursery rhyme when they were a kid?

???? I don't have much.... in world stuff for this, probs something abt magic keeping the kingdom safe blah blah

What’s the longest they’ve ever stayed awake?

i’d say revivals can still be fully functional w/o a few days sleep, things would start to drop off after that. most still sleep regular sleep patterns, bc of habit, and theres no point being up a night if your current job is to deal/talk to ppl.

zo probs has never pushed it that far bc hes a sleepy bitch

Do they have that one muscle that always cramps?

he gets cramps around his old stomach wound, if he pulls it too much

Would they prefer to be telekinetic or telepathic?

telekinetic, bc thatd help w/ nearly anything and everything. assist w/ his lack of arm, throw things at ppl.... tho sometimes he’d like to tell skele to not be a dumbass w/o having to open his mouth

Do they use someone to warm their hands/feet in the winter?

no!! don't touch

Do they walk normally down the street or kick every leaf pile they can find?

leaf piles r not a distraction for him

How do they cry?

rarely, but messily

Do they whistle?

hes gonna have the tragic backstory of being told to stop the second he tried to whistle and he never did it again

How do they sleep?

he can sleep practically on command

What do they find creepier - the basement or the attic?

basement.... at least you could try to break out an attic. basement probably equates more to castle dungeon/jail cell, which he is def more scared of

If they had wings what colour would they be?

black bc edgy and matches the death magic

Any scars?

he’s got a stomach wound, right eye socket and a wound near his left collar bone festering with death magic. not exactly scars, but not exactly flesh either.

If they were any kind of mythical creature what would they be and why?

strong.... ? werewolf :(

What is their biggest fear?

dying again? it wasn't fun

What would they die for?

not a whole lot rn, he’s in revenge mode and needs to be alive for that. but there is a cute guy about he wouldnt want getting hurt ;0

Are they a fan of the warmth or the cold?

WARMTH. the cold just gets inside him too much, 

If they had one wish what would it be?

get his arm and eye back, but nothing could magically prompt them growing back bc he died w/o them :/

What’s their favourite way of being kissed? (if they like being kissed)

brief little kisses..... ;3;

Favourite colour?

blue ? 

Do they stim at all?

he does enjoy the sensation of his death magic liquifying,

Have they ever woken up screaming?

I wanna say yes, for angst. he probs gets bad sleep paralysis due to how he died... getting death dreams. you feel like ur trapped in your body where u died

What’s their favourite meal?

a meat pie..... his mothers cooking,

If they were given the chance would they change any physical aspect of themselves? (Hair/tattoos/gender etc)

not really... maybe wishes he could grow a proper beard

Do they have any coping mechanisms?

...he doesn't cope. he didn't cope in life either really, just drank n stuff. im sure he gets to punch enough things to tackle the anger now

Can they cook?

very basic stuff, soups mostly. he’d like to learn to bake, but I doubt he can go ask his mum for help now.... 

Are they a fan of sleeping in the nude?

no, he gets cold and if he has to wake up quick, that's the worsssssst

What is the one thing that will immediately piss them off?

not a lot actually..... all his angry energy only flares up for revenge !!!

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http://heir-to-the-diamond-throne.tumblr.com/post/151524305436/30-character-questions p2.....

When they tap their fingers do they use the pads of their fingers or their nails?

oooo, idk? nails ? click click

What textures can they absolutely not stand?

itchy fabrics ? maybe his old uniform never sat right w/ him

How long can they go without showering before they feel gross?

hed probably try to swim in a river every morning if he has the chance

Do they leave clothes on the floor or a chair?

yes

Do they sleep with the bedroom door open or closed?

most places he stays aren't his permanent home, so closed

Which do they prefer: 3am or 3pm?

3pm

If they suddenly woke up with animal ears and tails what animal would they be?

:3c

If they could only eat one thing for 20 days straight what would it be?

soup!

Are they the type to re-read a book?

he likes reading so probs,

Would they want to know the exact date and time of their death?

YH PLEASE, so he could find out what happened and who to get revenge on

What’s their favourite mythological creature?

not a lot exist in universe...

If they had to listen to one song on repeat 100+ times what would it be?

now thats what i call gregorian chants 69

Do they believe in an afterlife? 

hes living the afterlife rn

When they get tired do their eyelids twitch? 

yh?

What are their favourite textures?

soft,

Do they crack their joints? 

yh def, you get all stiff w/ that death goop in ya

Would they eat/drink something too hot or wait for it to cool? 

hed wait, hes not dumb :////

Are they the type to adopt strays? (Animals or people)

no... 

Do they get work done straight away or wait until the last moment?

he’d keep to his work rota pretty strictly. but on bigger projects, he’d procrastinate

How do they bathe/shower? Long or short? Hot or cold?

if he gets in a warm bath hes not leaving in a hurry

Are they the type to daydream?

he’s had recent flits and revelations of thinking thru his memories and flashbacks, but his idle mind doesn't drift that much

Do they work best in a messy space or a neat space?

he doesn't do a lot of indoor work.. if he could keep his own books in his bunk, it’d be a right mess

Do they keep any personal photos? 

photos don't exist and I doubt his family was ever rich enough for portrait artists

Do they indulge in anything?

sleeping in, being warm and comfy,

Would they do the exact opposite of what someone says just to spite them? 

to a degree,,,, he isn't gonna endanger himself or anything

If they’re alone and hear a noise would they go and investigate?

yh, he knows he can be the scary one to whoever/whatever he encounters

If they’re lost what is the first thing they would do?

retrace his steps, ask for help, sleep

What is that one dream that makes no sense but is absolutely terrifying?

one time he had a dream he owed a cooworker an apple, thru the rest of the dream it haunted him and twisted it w/ fear for some reason

What is the stupidest thing they’ve ever done just because someone said they couldn’t?

slept w/ someone? >:)

Are they stoic or melodramatic about being injured?

stoic? he’ll patch up w/ his death magic and move on until he can get some proper medical attention

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Tadashi Shoji Fall 2017 RTW