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Y'ALL FUCKERS WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND DOWNTOWN TODAY

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Watched The Lion King today 💛 🐾

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don’t let tumblr make you think:

that everybody’s super-sonic racing

that you need to try to keep you feet right on the ground

that when you’re super-sonic racing, there’s no time to look around

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I really really really hate when people use children to push a political agenda. “My daughter asked me if all women will have to go jail if Trump is president!!.” Yeah well she’s a dumbass 5 year old child that regurgitates the views her parents feed to her. Like holy shit

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Hey...

If Trump wins tonight, let’s all agree to survive and thrive out of spite.

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You don’t enjoy a good KitKat bar? Well that’s your loss

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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In fairness getting pedo shit from Shadman is like trying to finding hay in a hay stack.

me: geez this fucking sucks how could it get any more shitty.

this shit:

me:siiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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2016 you have made your POINT

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chocolat et fraise

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I ain’t no snitch, I don’t even report my browser for crashing.

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i’m going through the blog and well

on behalf of the blog i personally apologize for causing 2016 to be the worst year on record

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boss fight

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i love using exclamation points!!!!! they make it seem like i’m full of emotion!!! and passion!!! and excitement!!! when really im just dead inside!!!!!