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the kimi and max hug after this podium might (MIGHT) get me through my other side of the moon writers block … we can hope !

ALSO, i’m sorry the mclaren battle… i had to chuckle! send george to the shadow realm for that brake test actually !!!!

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feel you | lando norris social media au

pairing: lando norris x fem blind!reader

a long awaited reveal is more than meets the eye

MASTERLIST | LANDO NORRIS MASTERLIST

kymillman

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kymillman: a new pup in the paddock … and they belong to this mystery woman? she’s been seen in and around the mclaren hospitality so could she been the super secret girlfriend of one lando norris!

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user5: …. that’s it?

user6: yeah i’m kinda underwhelmed after this long of a soft launch

user7: does he know he’s lando norris? that he could get anyone he wants?

user8: well isn’t this comment section a barrel of laughs

user9: people on the internet be normal about f1 drivers challenge (failed)

user10: i mean she’s brave as fuck in my opinion because the way people are insane about him, oh i know her DMs will be horrifying

user11: also - yall actually don’t know these f1 drivers you know? your opinions on their love lives actually have no impact whatsoever

user12: shush you’re making too much sense for them

user13: hiding behind a bush i think she looks cute!

user14: also they’re clearly somewhat serious if they have a dog together

user15: i mean i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve been together a lot longer than we think - he knows some of his fans are crazy, it would make sense if he waited to show her off

user16: i feel so bad for them honestly

user17: since no one else is saying it… stunning!

user18: seriously how did he get her?

user19: maybe the lando norris charm does really work?

user20: as much as those sunglasses slay… did she take them off at any point this weekend?

user21: not as far as i have seen with like the broadcast and fanpage posts

user22: does this rub anyone else the wrong way?

user23: no i think it’s real snobby to not even take your sunglasses off to greet your boyfriend and his family

user24: also the way she just walked past everyone in the paddock, like not even turning her head to acknowledge fans or workers ???

user25: ugh i thought lando had gotten better with his love choices

yourusername

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yourusername: finally decided to turn up to ‘bring your gf to work day’

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user26: SLAY

user27: ohhh the unseen pics of lando… we’re being fed

user28: i need her to unleash the files

lando: love you baby

yourusername: i love you too !!!!

lando: i promise i’ll be out of this boring debrief soon…

yourusername: how boring can it be? you won?

lando: any room without you bores me

yourusername: oh!

yourusername: i’m sat next to your momma, she can see all of these comments

lando: whoops! eh, they’ve heard worse

yourusername: just hurry up, peaches is getting sleepy

lando: anything for my two girls

user29: they’re so stinking cute

user30: her being with his family constantly + peaches… how long have they actually been together

user31: well we can defo deduce that she’s been to the norris family home plenty of times

user32: too many times by the sound of it, poor cisca

carlossainz55: why have i been deprived of my peaches time?

yourusername: she’s been working mister - not everything is about you :P

carlossainz55: god forbid a guy wants to cuddle the cutest dog in the world

charles_leclerc: you are no longer welcome back in the ferrari garage

yourusername: but i am?

charles_leclerc: can peaches teach leo to actually listen to me please ???

lando: she’s not a miracle worker…

user33: is she ever gonna take those damn sunglasses off?

user34: ZERO respect for those around her

user35: and those comments about peaches 'working' ... omg reeks of those girls who claim emotional support animals because they think the rules don't apply to them

user36: yeah something weird is going on here

lando

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lando: weekends like this

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user39: the fucking sunglasses… yall are going to have to sedate me

user40: it’s a crime to be stylish now guys

user41: god a girl gets with an athlete and all of a sudden they’re ‘stylish’

yourusername: bestest weekend ever!

yourusername: after your race wins of course

lando: nice save there

yourusername: i didn’t save anything, you know i love being with you when you win

lando: and i love seeing your beautiful face when i get out of the car

lando: and the fact that you get all up in my sweat

yourusername: dude…

lando: sorry, it just slipped out after hiding for so long

yourusername: worth it in the end though

lando: anything is worth it for you

user42: yeah there’s something wrong with this girl

user43: “being with you” instead of you know watching him race… way to expose you’re with him for one reason and one reason only

user44: ding ding ding gold digger alert

user45: imagine being that desperate for a person and still being rude as fuck to his family/coworkers - not even taking off sunglasses or making eye contact

yourusername: omfg you people are pissing me the fuck off

yourusername: I’M BLIND?

yourusername: i prefer to wear sunglasses in new environments?

yourusername: take ‘be kind’ out of your bio because as soon as someone doesn’t conform to what you think lando deserves you are so fucking hateful

oscarpiastri: FUCKING FINALLY

oscarpiastri: obviously i wanted you to share your business but i was so ready to fight the people in these comment sections

lando: awwwww osc so protective

alexalbon: he’s not the only one

alexalbon: coming for y/n was bad enough but PEACHES AS WELL?

yourusername: the jobless hate to see a working girl

lando: oop.

user46: YALL ARE SO FUCKING DUMB

user47: peaches being a guide dog makes so much sense and the sunglasses thing was such a non controversy to like normal people ?

user48: y/n should’ve been allowed to shoot yall idc

mclarenf1

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mclarenf1: look who’s back in the garage! y/n always has a unique race day experience, due to her visual impairment, y/n cann’ watch the race but she sure knows what’s going on! instead of having the commentary in her headset, she has the noise of lando’s car. based on the sound of the engine, upshifts, downshifts and braking, y/n knows exactly where he is on the track!

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user49: so she’s basically a superhero is what you’re telling me

user50: imagine being so in love with a boy you learn the sounds of his engine i can’t

lando: erm actually she loved the sport before she loved me

yourusername: but i love you even more now

lando: i know you do because you learnt the sounds of the … MCL36 for me

yourusername: guilty!

user51: THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER THAT LONG?

user52: oh so they’re locked in for life?

lando: 100%

yourusername: we threw away the key a long time ago

maxverstappen1: this is so freaking cute

lando: you’ve known the whole time?

lando: you helped teach y/n to do this

maxverstappen1: still cute as fuck

yourusername: not as cute when i hear a big whack to the side from a certain red bull

maxverstappen1: just because I think yall are cute doesn’t mean I’m gonna give lando a break

user53: i’ve known about this couple for a couple weeks and i would already die for them

user54: they’ve raised the bar FAR too much for the remaining dating pool

user55: the men or women on hinge would NEVER do something like that for me

user56: yall speaking all about this like y/n isn’t moving mountains for lando… wtf does he do for her?

yourusername: not that i need to prove that he’s a good boyfriend to you guys but he does way more than you all think, including learning braille and completely rearranging any rooms i go into for optimal movement

user57: this comment just shot me in the face

yourusername: thank you guys for being the loveliest ever!!!

mclarenf1: anything for our no 1 fan

yourusername: not this peaches erasure

mclarenf1: i think she only likes us because everyone keeps slipping her treats…

lando: STOP BRIBING MY DAUGHTER

yourusername

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yourusername: my beautiful boy shot by me (yes i know he’s beautiful, a man with a soul like his has to be)

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user61: user61 found dead, cause of death: this post

user62: the way this is not dramatic at all lol

georgerussell63: you sure you want to be stuck with … that?

yourusername: i don’t like your tone mr russell

georgerussell63: does lando … have a soul?

yourusername: you’ve got ten seconds to delete that tweet before i strangle you

yourusername: and don’t think peaches won’t lead me to you

georgerussell63: bullying george russell… you people are made for each other

lando: ‘you people’? i’ll put you in the barriers

user63: i love how all of the photos are clearly taken by y/n because they’re slightly off centre

user64: omg i didn’t notice… if you go through loads of his old posts they all look like this :0

user65: they’re so in love

alexalbon: oh how i remember coaching lando to ask you out - how times fly

lando: when you’re having fun!

alexalbon: i was having fun, you were a trainwreck

lando: no i was SMOOTH

yourusername: you did your best

lando: but i didn’t even stutter?

yourusername: i could hear you shuffling constantly and wiping your hands on your trousers…

lando: but you love me now so WHO CARES

yourusername: yes i do!

lando: you what?

yourusername: i love you

lando: i love you tooooooooooooo

user66: they’re parents for real

user67: can’t believe some people wanted them to break up over SUNGLASSES

user68: at least there’s silence in these comment sections now

oscarpiastri: as much as i love you guys… y/n can you turn off the feature that reads the texts from lando aloud in my vicinity

yourusername: how was i meant to know what he wrote?

oscarpiastri: i’m not blaming you i’m blaming hIM

lando: my bad… winning makes me horny

yourusername: just winning?

lando: any you too. mainly you. just you

yourusername: HEHEHEHEHEHEHe

oscarpiastri: free me omg

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note: AHHHHHHH I HOPE THIS IS FUN !!!

[astonmartinii]

I swear to god, if Lando’s drink isn’t a fruity cocktail like a piña colada, I’m unfollowing /j

omg yall were clocking me while i was redoing it 😭😭😭 im just gonna say that took an embarrassing amount of time but im glad we’re all on the same wavelength when it comes to what cocktail lando would be …

also i’ve written 126 fics????!!!! someone get me help rn

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ollie bearman masterlist

kir royale: £1

the kir royale is the berry sister of a bellini. it can be more reserved on first impressions but still packs a punch

I STILL MISS THE SMOKE

where there’s smoke, there’s fire and maybe we miss the warmth

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lance stroll masterlist

mojito: £2

the mojito is fresh and minty. it may not be everyone's taste, but for those it is... well it's treasured

BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND

there's something about the guy your brother tells you is off limits...

HEAD OVER HANDLEBARS

some can be described as head over heels for their partner, lance just loves to go the extra mile

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logan sargeant masterlist

daiquiri: £2

the daiquiri is fresh and a delight of the south. mostly fruity and one that keeps you on your toes

PICK OF THE CROP

sometimes opposites attract so much that a city boy is willing to get mud on his trainers

A CASE OF THE CUDDLE BUG

someone check his temperature, he's got a serious case of the cuddle bug

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yuki tsunoda masterlist

espresso martini: £2

the espresso martini is classy, but she's also a bit of a kick in the balls. it'll energise you and get you ready to dance.

GUESS WHO?

wait, who is y/n's special guest?

MATCH MY FREAK

there's only one person who can match the yuki tsunoda radio freak...

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toto wolff masterlist

whiskey on the rocks: £1

who orders a whiskey on the rocks? a well-put together man... too put together

FALLING FOR YOU

the mercedes team principle takes a bit of a tumble, and god forbid he takes advantage of the extra attention from his wife x hamilton!reader

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mick schumacher masterlist

mimosa: £2

the mimosa is the perfect clean cocktail. you can whip her out at any point and it'll satisfy anyone

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

they say opposites attract, so when mick is linked to a girl no one would expect, safe to say no one expects it. (mick is still on the grid in this cause fuck you haas i dont care)

one - two

SUMMER BREAKING

mick and y/n spend the summer break together

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fernando alonso masterlist

sangria: £2

sangria, what more is there to say? a glass is never turned down, but is also best enjoyed in the sun

DAY TWO: I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

first he tries to take him out on track and now he takes his MOM?

MAMMA MIA (SERIES)

what the hell is in the water in greece? why are pregnancy tests so expensive and why does seb name his vehicles like that?

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isack hadjar masterlist

hugo spritz: £1

the hugo spritz could be considered a new kid on the block, but she tastes just as classic as the old favourites

WORK WIFE

is it the pressure of wanting to make an impression that makes him do all of those stupid tiktoks or is it the one holding the camera?

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esteban ocon masterlist

tom collins: £2

the tom collins is refined but with a dash of fruityness. you might not see it on the menu all the time, but when it's there, it hits everytime

BANDWAGON

a certain haircut has people seeing what was already there, not to the amusement of a certain someone

ALWAYS THE ONES YOU LEAST EXPECT

when rumours circulate that y/n y/ln is dating an f1 driver people forget to root for the underdog 

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alex albon masterlist

pornstar martini: £4

the pornstar martini is not as scandalous as her name suggests. a fruity concoction that goes down easy and an ultimate crowd pleaser, i've never met someone who doesn't love a pornstar martini

YOU'RE (GOVERN)MENTAL

there’s a new family in downing street, the home of british politics, but one member prefers the home of british motorsports.

POPULARITY CONTEST

jack is struggling with making friends in formula one, good thing he’s got an annoyingly popular sister and a reluctantly friendly brother in law. x doohan!reader

NINE LIVES

one of the many albon pets has to take a quick trip to the vet and maybe, just maybe, it comes with love at first sight

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

be careful what you wish for because sometimes childhood dreams come true (not the way you think though) x norris!reader

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carlos sainz masterlist

sex on the beach: £5

the sex on the beach is as flirty as it's name suggests. fruity and packing a punch, it hits you in all the right ways

MOTHER DUCK

carlos kissed her goodbye before she went to the rookie round table, he didn’t realise she’d come back with five ducklings of her own

DAY NINE: CHRISTMAN ON SCREEN

what's better than being a super famous singer that's dating a formula one driver? being a super famous singer that's dating a formula one driver that is willing to dress up in silly outfits for your chirstmas special

ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY GIRL?

it's not a HR violation if you were dating before she became your boss and it's not nepotism if it's her company.

OLD MONEY

a class in soft launching 101

JOURNO

swapping the office for the paddock 

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george russell masterlist

martini: £5

the martini is for the posh person in your life, or at least the one who presents as such. it's a classic drink that makes you feel elegant when you order it, even if it makes you a little reckless after

LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY

part time formula one driver and full time student kimi antonelli wonders whether a date with his teammate is an appropriate gift for his favourite teacher

DAY THREE: MISTLETOE AND WHINE

it's a christmas classic - a bah humbug girl and a christmas obsessed king

FATHERHOOD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU

there comes a point in the relationship where you take it to the next level x albon!reader

GEORGE RUSSELL'S THE TYPE OF GUY

when george starts to hint at a relationship, the internet can’t quite believe who “white bread” george russell is with. 

FIRST IMPRESSIONS MATTER

george is meeting y/n's dad for the first time and all hell breaks loose

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lando norris masterlist

pina colada: £18

the pina colada is a fresh and tropical drink, always on the run and ready to find joy in everything

FEEL YOU

a long awaited reveal is more than meets the eye

HOW'D HE PULL THAT OFF THEN?

google: how to charm max verstappen's crazy bff while being a loveable loser?

HEAD IN THE CLOUDS

there's no one more attractive than the stranger at the same gate as you at the airport and sometimes that stranger works on your best friend's private jet.

I LIKE A GIRL IN UNIFORM

little leo leclerc needs a trip to the vet, lando was just being a good friend but the vet tech was definitely a plus

RELUCTANT CUPID

you could set your bestie up with a driver or you could confess your feelings? lando norris is dumb.

DAY ONE: WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

he's been begging max to set him up ... and look who has him in the grid secret santa!

DAY THREE: THREE (UN)WISE MEN

christmas time is the one time of year oscar has some peace and quiet away from his teammate... or at least it was

BAD BLOOD (LANDO'S VERSION)

band aid's don't fix bullet holes but his best friend might

BALLAD OF LOVEBIRDS AND PUPPY DOGS

everyone is a hunger games fan, even if you say you're not a hunger games fan you are. this includes lando norris.

JUST ADD WATER

first fish ruined his appetite, now they steal his girlfriend?

BIG TIME RUSH

so how is alex albon and sorority rush connected? how is lando involved? and will the grid ever understand the greek system? x albon!reader

LOVING ON A SUNDAY

y/n and lando, the grid and an honest attempt at a sunday roast

LONELY HEARTS CLUB

y/n y/ln is known for her sad music, with most using her music to get through break ups. however, this valentines is much wilder than they could imagine. (i used phoebe bridgers' music cause she's my sad queen supreme)

SUCK UP

lando thinks his girlfriend’s dad doesn’t like him, so he tries to prove he is the one for her, with typical hijinks along the way. 

TEAM BONDING

people start to notice the chemistry between lando and his race engineer

BEST FRIENDS 4 EVER

best friends? lovers? who knows?

FROST BITTEN

lando is dating scotty james' younger sister, all is well until some on track beef causes some problems at home.

DJ GOT US FALLING IN LOVE

a new hobby can sometimes open many new avenues, sometimes even lead to love

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pierre gasly masterlist

peach bellini: £3

the peach bellini is refreshing and a little too easy to go down. an old staple, you could say - always on the menu and a good one to check out.

WE NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

absence makes the heart grow fonder

FINAL(LY) GIRL

pierre has been hinting at a relationship for a while, leaving everyone theorising to who it was. no one would expect that f1 posterboy would be with the hollywood final girl and scream queen. 

DAY FOUR: ROCK(ETTE)ING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

high kicks this, high kicks that, pierre is ready to kick off because his job is getting in the way of his festive wag duties