astorastuff

[astorastuff]

Eusocial British colony, complete with workers, soldiers drones and a constantly-reproducing queen.

­Hahaha what an absurd idea about the British!

Hahaha

Anyway come meet me down this alleyway without telling anyone

[astorastuff]

This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art

[astorastuff]

june 21st/2025

[astorastuff]

I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

[astorastuff]

We need to bring back free the nipple

[astorastuff]

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

[astorastuff]

The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894

[astorastuff]

hmmm

[astorastuff]

[astorastuff]

[astorastuff]

I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.

[astorastuff]

[astorastuff]

[astorastuff]

[astorastuff]

I love when kids mention media you were enjoying before they were even born and you're like "i know that media" and they're like

>: O !!!!!!!!!!!!

[astorastuff]

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

[astorastuff]

tesla with a sticker that says FUCK ELON and im like Ok I guess thats good that you know hes bad then a TRUMP 2024 sticker next to it and im like ehhhh ok so theyre still evil and the next to it it says "WAS A FRADULENT ELECTION" and im like ok so wait a minute theyre good and then the one next to it says "BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE RAN BIDEN" and im like ok this is a little wordy and the next one says "WHO DID NOT WIN IN 2020" and i hit the median