astralshipper

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making this achievement one of the first you get really does just out the vampire lovers very quickly doesnt it

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Writing Commissions

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Prices

500 word fic–$5

1,000 word fic–$10

2,000 word fic–$20

$5 added per additional 500 words

Prices are negotiable depending on word count.

I accept payment through Ko-fi only. I accept payment up front or upon completion of the commission

What I do Write

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/comfort

Gore (it depends)

Canon x Canon

OC x Canon

OC x OC

OT3’s

Canon x Reader

Self insert x canon

Self insert x OC

What I don’t Write

Pedophilia/Adults x minors

Dubcon or non-con

Yandere

Horror

Self harm/suicide

Real people/celebrities

Sonas of youtubers

Hate propaganda

This is a nonnegotiable. Do not try to get me to write something I’m not comfortable writing

Fandoms I write for

Marvel comics/MCU

DC/DCAU/DCEU

Arrowverse shows

Supernatural

Critical Role/DND

Overwatch

TF2

Star Trek (TAOS)

Star Wars

OUAT

Prison Break

Mission Impossible

Gotham

iZombie

Detroit Become Human

Arcane League of Legends

How to Train Your Dragon

BBC Merlin

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

God of War (4 & 5 only)

Bridgerton (Netflix version)

Netflix’s Ragnarok

ATLA/LOK

Stranger Things

If a certain fandom is not up here that you want me to write for, just ask! I’m willing to do research!

Fandoms I do not write for

Five Nights at Freddy’s

American Horror Story

Creepypasta

Homestuck

Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel

Once I’ve written the fic and sent you the link and it’s been approved and paid for, I’m okay with you posting it as long as you credit me as the author since it is a commission. If you would like it posted by me to reblog I’m happy to do so

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[astralshipper]

I just want to be able to call or text my f/o. I wanna tell them about my day, I yearn to hear the emotion in their voice on the phone. I'd giggle at all of their silly little texting habits & quirks, I want to hear them rant and ramble about anything. I know they'd listen to me and send me reassuring messages and funny memes that are "so me". The idea of hearing from them makes me feel so warm and fuzzy.

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i got bg3. hope yall are ready for brainrot

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i havent seen the new episodes. i dont know what happens after cross and omega get back. but i know wolffe shows up and i know theres at least a small heart to heart between hunter and crosshair and when i tell u im going to lose my mind when i watch?? i mean it

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See, they always work it out.

The Bad Batch 3x05 The Return

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bringing my f/os to wrestling shows just to show them why i am the way i am

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vibrating at inhuman speeds. i need my dad to ask what i want to watch so i can tell him i wanna watch the ba.d batch. i want to see hunter. i want to see him. dad please

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Hi hello am fellow Karlach Kisser, your blog is awesome and she loves you to pieces fren :3

Anyway I’ve been Totally Normal about this game for the past few months and it Totally Hasn’t clogged my entire blog ajhdjsbfhh

In any case hope you’re having a good day and if you ever wanna gush about our pixelated loves feel free to dm <3

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omg YESSSS FELLOW KARLACH KISSER!!!! HELLO i am ALSO always down to talk abt her or any other beloveds!!!

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Interact with this post if you selfship with one or more characters from Doctor Who and want mutuals who share sources!

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Today’s character that selfshippers should consider F/O-ing is:

Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us!

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Interact with this post if you selfship with one or more characters from Baldur's Gate 3 and want mutuals who share sources!

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i havent watched any of bad batch s3 yet and i KNOWWWW that shit is gonna send me rocketing back over to hunter and i am UNPREPARED i have so many ppl on the brain rn and if i watch tbb then hunter will just *violently shoving everyone* FUCKING MOVE-

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GALE IS SOOO SWEET I LOVE HIS INFODUMPS AND HIS LIL ☝️😄 HE DOES WHILE EXPLAINING STUFF 😭😭🩷🩷🩷

astarion wyll n karlach are such good characters tho omg, theyre all dorks at heart even tho they have varying levels of Showing It but IIII THINK that u could get astarion to open up and be more silly like the other two fairly easily :33 and wyll?? def has a Name for u. like. hes the blade of frontiers. i just woke up so i cant think of anything good rn but ur the blade’s right hand!! his most trusted confidant!!! and karlach.. def will pick you up n spin you around anytime she sees u :,D

ive never watched the vampire diaries but klaus looks pretty silly /pos!!! he seems like the smug type. also evil guy thats only soft for u??? one of the best tropes tbh. he would burn the entire world down if u asked him to >:]

GALE IS SO FUN i wanna b his bestie so bad hes awesome. and i know he would infodump to u so excitedly bc getting to talk abt his fave things with his fave person??? BEST THING EVER

THEY AREEEE theyre such dorks i love them sm!!!! astarion can absolutely be silly he just needs to feel comfortable and is a little more dry about it, but i KNOWWW he can b so silly in his own way. also. WYLLLLLL HAVING A LITTLE NAME FOR ME?? CRIES??? THATS SO CUTE. AND KARLACH SPINNING ME AROUND. MY LIFE GOALS im so in love w them i just...........

klaus is both silly and the worst person alive, hes the guy thatll commit mass murder but he says goofy stuff while he does it so its like ohhh klaus what a funky guy you are :-) and like no hes a killer but i dont care!!! i love him!!!!

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Sheriff Bigby Wolf

                ↳ The Wolf Among Us (2013)

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I’m sorry, Sheriff, but you’re not supposed to be back here. For, uh… safety purposes.