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Whoops just came up with two new OCs no ones gonna want to hear about for a story I'll never write

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when you're gone for four days and come back to this

haha one fear

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for everybody not so hyped about the 4th of July

instead you can celebrate my cat!

his name is Kopernikus, he’s very fat, and he turns 1 tomorrow!

anyway he deserves all the praise and celebration

so i know fireworks can be loud and annoying but just remember they’re actually for a good cause

Kopernikus is very wise and very studious

plus he’s an asshole

everybody get ready to celebrate his birthday tomorrow!🎊🍾🎉🥳

also i have another cat

her name is Kimchi

and she’s a little slow

but very very sweet

and she deserves just as much love and praise

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summer hikaru died is toxic body snatcher yaoi. if that sounds appealing to you start watching right NOW

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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get blocked, actually

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me: experiencing gender euphoria in my purple guy cosplay

some random artist: "omg are you cosplaying vanessa????"

me: family guy death pose

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We need to sexualise men more in horror.

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i really thought i'd have the energy/time to finish and upload that fic today but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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an offer for the Silliest Girl Alive? Ham-slice Tongue Included

World's most silliest girl and her ham-slice tongue now dazzling the market with the low low price of only $28.92!

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Let’s get cleaned by mama

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first AF attack of the year!! on @b0nk9

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anddd another one!! on @/shenzimoth

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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some of my favorite distress signal aka arnold/dispatch AO3 tags