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most fucked up plot I've ever seen in my life
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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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we said I love you
went on a date with geochem girl and it went really well and we have a second date planned and she's so pretty but I'm also Extremely Scared. i Dont't know how to Date much less date Women
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I told someone today I wont get a parking ticket because it would be really fucked up for a parking enforcer to be out in this heat today
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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)
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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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