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does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

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:D

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its a pretty affective anti cheat system

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Friendly reminder that this blog loves factfolk of all kinds. Factkin, facthearteds, factives, anything else--you're cool, your identities are no more inherently harmful than those of other alterhumans, and you deserve so much love and kindness.

Don't let anyone tell you that you should be ashamed of yourselves or should permanently hide away because of their own biases, people they've met, or stories they've heard. They can block you or ignore you if they're uncomfortable, and sure that's their right--but don't ever let someones uncomfortability control your identity and how you experience it. You are you, whatever that is, and no one can take that from you.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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Watching your source as its still airing like

"Did i say that?? What did i mean? Am i more noncanon than i thought?? Writers stop making things about me wrong challenge impossible edition???"

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For dragon alterhumans who play Minecraft..

I like minecraft. Most critters do. Y'know what would make it better? Being a dragon! I found this mod awhile back [Click Me for Curseforge Link] that allows you to play Minecraft, but as a dragon! I didn't really have high hopes but it actually is pretty cool. It's SUPER customizable and really changes how you go about the game, making actually playing the game more interesting (at least for me). It has different types of dragons with different abilities and stuff and its worth checking out, even if Minecraft isn't really your thing. Shaders and whatnot aren't included in the mod, and it's compatible with most mods I've played with. I HIGHLY reccomend playing with Create (Downgrade to 6.0.0) , ChoiceTheorem's Overhauled Village, Biomes O' Plenty, and JEI for a more immersive experience!!

(Pic is from the mod page)

Obligatory "Not sponsored" message. I just think the mod is cool.. Have fun dragon-ing!

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Getting introjected one chapter into something really is torture

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lets roll up with mama