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So my brother ( @maractean ) is homeless and I need some money to make a 14 hour drive to get him to a friends house where he can stay! We need around 300$ to rent a car and for gas. I'll be doing sketches for 15$ through Kofi! I'm more than willing to draw pokemon, anthros, feral, OC's and fanart! If you want to request something more complicated or specific, PM me here on tumblr or email me at EerieImpulses@gmail.com! Boosts appreciated and I'll be keeping these open until this post is edited to say otherwise!

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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i dont rb stuff like this often but please please check out or even buy smth from my bro, he needs the help

SO!! I don't tend to often talk about anything regarding my irl stuff here - especially more serious stuff. I don't like bogging down the vibes, nor the idea of burdening strangers with my problems - so I would not be making this post if I really, REALLY didn't have to.

But as of the current moment, I am homeless.

It's been a long and tangled up situation, but to put a long story short we got majorly fucked over by our old landlords who evicted us without proper notice. (Yes, I'm aware it's very illegal - no, we can't exactly do anything about that right now. We tried.) This morning we were forcefully removed from the motel we were staying in without warning, an ordeal which was extremely traumatizing.

Currently, I am sleeping on the floor of my brother's office at his work, while my cat, Feather, is stuck in a crate. While it's better than being outside, I am physically disabled and sleeping like this for longer than a few days will likely render me unable to move. Not to mention the fact that I really do not want to have my poor baby crated for longer than I need to.

A very good friend of mine has offered to take me in for the time being until things get sorted back over here!! The only problem is said friend is 7 hours away. My brother, @arcanesprite, is willing to make the drive - something I am incredibly grateful for. But we need to get the money together to be able to make this happen.

We need $300 to rent the car and have money for gas. Because of this, I am opening up $15 Pokemon doodle commissions!

These will be open for as long as we need to get the money together! As you can probably guess, I might not be extremely speedy in getting started on these, but the second I'm able to I will do so! If you can't commission, please PLEASE boost this!!

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ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM CAKE

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM CAKE

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM CAKE

ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOM CAKE

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Can’t believe this unfinished animation I abandoned became canon.

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SALAZZLE HELP GUIDE

OKAY LISTEN UP PEEPS

Are you looking for a female Salandit so you can get your lovely Salazzle for your Pokemon Sun and Moon team? Tired of dealing with that awful 87.5% male to 12.5% female ratio? Then look no further than this pretty mofo right here:

THAT’S RIGHT, YA BOY SYLVEON. But why this magnificent little ribbon twirler? Because of this:

When your Eevee evolves into Sylveon with 5 hearts in Pokemon Refresh, it will automatically get the ability Cute Charm. This is where the kicker comes in!

THE CHANCE OF ENCOUNTERING A POKEMON OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS 66.7%, REGARDLESS OF GENDER RATIOS!

So go grab yourself a male Eevee off of route 4, love the shit out of the little man in Refresh, and go catch yourself some female Salandits to get that Salazzle! Happy Hunting!

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this scene is still A Lot btw

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

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californi- cannoli- clarence 👍

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