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Saw this one a few days ago

lmao

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homestuck is a case study proving the long-standing “kids and their dumb babysitter get up to antics” genre of movie correct. unsupervised 13 year olds can do anything but unsupervised 16 year olds are so inconsolably horny they can only cause emotional and physical damage

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Imagine ur the mayor of belleville new jersey and there is this band that comes from new jersey and maybe u don't quite get them or like are kinda familiar with them but only on a surface level. But theyre super popular and their hometown is belleville so like obviously you wanna reward them for being so successful right, so you decide to give them the key to the city when the come home to play a show in new jersey on their new tour. So like you go to this show and then theyre all dressed up and roleplaying doing this like european fascist dictatorship thing and youre watching the lead singer do all this crazy shit and then theyre sat there eating fucking spaghetti while performing and you wonder if youve made the right decision but like you decide to give them all the key anyway bc ur already there and its like too late to back out now or whatever and then when youre doing the handover thing the same lead singer, without breaking character, all while maintaining a super bad european accent is like. here take some wheat and fish from this place i made up. Like youre just standing there in this fever dream of a key ceremony, bewildered and confused and holding a giant fish. Like. ????

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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

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congrats on being my hero

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I think my job should be loving Butters. I should get paid to do that. I should be handed a paycheck for having loving, gentle, motherly thoughts about him. And when I buy Butters merch using that money it should generate more money for me in a never ending cycle.

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Eating a tomato like an apple

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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this might be one of the most autistic things i’ve ever owned considering i’ve had it since i was like, 8

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DIGITAL ARTISTS: remember to create a new layer for each individual mark yuo make and dont label any of them today

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nonfurries putting a weird amount of thought into if they count as furries or not are fighting a whole different type of bisexuality demon

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not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know

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watching tv with your parents is such a humbling experience. you think everyone understands the basic content of a show but my dad was on season 2 episode 4 of severance and had to ask who mark was

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some kind of papa entity is overtaking Seoul on wplace